| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #164 | CSA fire-starting kit | 117 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #559 | Microplushie: Bropane | 13 |
| #621 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 3 |
| #528 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 6 |
| #406 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 5 |
| #462 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 14 |
| #429 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 23 |
| #352 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 3 |
| #549 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 7 |
| #615 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 12 |
| #612 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 7 |
| #584 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 10 |
| #127 | Mr. Haggis | 16 |
| #193 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 6 |
| #242 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 4 |
| #200 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 6 |
| #180 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 4 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #133 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 6 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1059 | baggie of powdered sugar | 3 |
| #176 | blind-packed capsule toy | 81 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #617 | designer handbag | 4 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #221 | glacial sapphire | 3 |
| #1780 | handful of confetti | 20 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #287 | powdered candy sushi set | 5 |
| #394 | prismatic wad | 2 |
| #126 | pristine fish scale | 1 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1040 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 40 |
| #3674 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 11 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #2412 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 20 |
| #1567 | stuffed Meat | 22 |
| #6967 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #3333 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
| #2821 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 17 |
| #6161 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #379 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 19 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3601 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4047 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2567 | stuffed hand turkey | 19 |
| #613 | stuffed martini | 13 |
| #3771 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #1264 | stuffed mink | 32 |
| #1109 | stuffed monocle | 39 |
| #3080 | stuffed scary death orb | 15 |
| #4287 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3261 | stuffed snowy owl | 13 |
| #3591 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3186 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #1114 | stuffed teddy butler | 39 |
| #1034 | stuffed tin of caviar | 44 |
| #2373 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 21 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1093 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 2 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1115 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #984 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 3 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #1345 | toast | 323 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |