| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #167 | CSA fire-starting kit | 117 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #521 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1195 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #564 | Microplushie: Bropane | 13 |
| #624 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 3 |
| #533 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 6 |
| #409 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 5 |
| #466 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 14 |
| #431 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 23 |
| #353 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 3 |
| #554 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 7 |
| #620 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 12 |
| #616 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 7 |
| #588 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 10 |
| #128 | Mr. Haggis | 16 |
| #196 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 6 |
| #245 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 4 |
| #202 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 6 |
| #182 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 4 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #136 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 6 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #627 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #1406 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1437 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1058 | baggie of powdered sugar | 3 |
| #175 | blind-packed capsule toy | 81 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #6716 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #624 | designer handbag | 4 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #924 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #984 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #221 | glacial sapphire | 3 |
| #1787 | handful of confetti | 20 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #289 | powdered candy sushi set | 5 |
| #391 | prismatic wad | 2 |
| #127 | pristine fish scale | 1 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #3638 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1045 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 40 |
| #3686 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 11 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #2424 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 20 |
| #1570 | stuffed Meat | 22 |
| #6979 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #3339 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
| #2828 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 17 |
| #6178 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #381 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 19 |
| #1581 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3611 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4054 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2573 | stuffed hand turkey | 19 |
| #614 | stuffed martini | 13 |
| #3777 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #1266 | stuffed mink | 32 |
| #1114 | stuffed monocle | 39 |
| #3090 | stuffed scary death orb | 15 |
| #4296 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3267 | stuffed snowy owl | 13 |
| #3600 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3195 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #1116 | stuffed teddy butler | 39 |
| #1038 | stuffed tin of caviar | 44 |
| #2379 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 21 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #1142 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2097 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1099 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 2 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1454 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1122 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2831 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #3365 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #988 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 3 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2769 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #1131 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #3969 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #2832 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2769 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #8187 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2136 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #4812 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #6149 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #4840 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #4848 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6202 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6129 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #3349 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #2294 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2702 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #1346 | toast | 323 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |