| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #1496 | Crown of the Goblin King | 14 |
| #20 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 2 |
| #469 | Mad Train wine | 205 |
| #10 | Meleegraâ„¢ pills | 1,854 |
| #101 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 99 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| 🥇 | Spam Witch sammich | 530,397 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #274 | Valentine | 111 |
| #1643 | badass belt | 33 |
| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #87 | delicious salad | 387 |
| #20 | drab sonata | 844 |
| #99 | draggin' ball hat | 120 |
| #1641 | easter egg balloon | 14 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #802 | grue egg | 33 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #155 | petrified time | 3 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1705 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #13 | small Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #324 | spring | 74 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1344 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #3976 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 21 |
| #4873 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #271 | tiny plastic killer bee | 53 |
| #189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 73 |
| #381 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 41 |
| #170 | tiny plastic mosquito | 77 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4797 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #788 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 22 |
| #227 | tiny plastic stab bat | 62 |
| #261 | tiny plastic star starfish | 53 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #31 | toast | 123,676 |
| #67 | unidentified jerky | 769 |
| #385 | wang | 3 |
| #104 | worthless gewgaw | 130 |
| #83 | worthless trinket | 200 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |