| #114 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #15 | Chroner cross | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #135 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #55 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #73 | TI-9000 calculator | 44 |
| #855 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #374 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 8 |
| #26 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 2 |
| #73 | Z-Bone steak | 46 |
| #127 | accord ion | 1 |
| #118 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #120 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #118 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #131 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #113 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #76 | candy cigarette | 39 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #57 | flat cider | 1 |
| #120 | future drug: Coolscaline | 10 |
| #131 | future drug: Muscularactum | 9 |
| #99 | future drug: Smartinex | 17 |
| #93 | glass of herbal tequila | 28 |
| #111 | gold tooth | 4 |
| #39 | hep waders | 8 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #33 | iFlail | 1 |
| #84 | impure gasoline | 30 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) | 1 |
| #50 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 1 |
| #44 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 1 |
| #47 | jar of psychoses (The Old Man) | 1 |
| #43 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 1 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 1 |
| #71 | jive turkey leg | 46 |
| #103 | law-abiding citizen cane | 4 |
| #120 | legitimate business on the beach | 30 |
| #74 | nastygeist | 32 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #54 | outlaw bandana | 13 |
| #469 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #74 | portable table | 16 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #167 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #101 | shot of mescal | 25 |
| #126 | sleeve deuce | 25 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #479 | stainless steel scarf | 7 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2867 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2399 | stuffed treasure chest | 3 |
| #49 | tarnished bottlecap | 85 |
| #495 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 4 |
| #404 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 5 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 3 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #752 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #379 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #495 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #509 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #399 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 5 |
| #621 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 3 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #489 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 4 |
| #738 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #475 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 4 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #317 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #73 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
| #63 | unused soap | 44 |
| #78 | viral DNA | 40 |
| #76 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 85 |
| #437 | warbear battery | 2 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #218 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 2 |
| #42 | warbear drone codes | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #165 | warbear helm fragment | 37 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #124 | warbear laser beacon | 2 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #8 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #162 | warbear trouser fragment | 39 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #177 | warbear whosit | 1,100 |
| #95 | whiskey in a broken glass | 28 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |