| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #7 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 5,347 |
| #147 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 16 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥈 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1,398 |
| #81 | Swizzler | 202 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #559 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 7 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #68 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 25 |
| #671 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 5 |
| #1050 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #91 | adorable seal larva | 16 |
| #34 | bag of W&Ws | 481 |
| #16 | beautiful rainbow | 12 |
| #12 | beer-scented teddy bear | 130 |
| #11 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 115 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #62 | boxcar turtle | 3 |
| #219 | burst hellseal brain | 33 |
| #136 | cheap studded belt | 455 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #627 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 11 |
| #14 | equal sign | 19 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #75 | fat loot token | 63 |
| #71 | fat wallet | 23 |
| #49 | friendly cheez blob | 24 |
| #108 | fuzzy montera | 26 |
| #720 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #41 | homeopathic mint tea | 4 |
| #245 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #21 | kobold treasure hoard | 1 |
| #23 | left bracket | 14 |
| #12 | left parenthesis | 185 |
| #10 | lowercase a | 15 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #16 | miniature boiler | 21 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #15 | percent sign | 61 |
| #130 | pocket ace | 1 |
| #334 | pork elf goodies sack | 21 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| #16 | right parenthesis | 22 |
| #208 | shredded hellseal hide | 28 |
| #170 | soap knife | 1 |
| #38 | squashed frog | 1,000 |
| #167 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 366 |
| #187 | stray chihuahua | 13 |
| #205 | torn hellseal sinew | 30 |
| #11 | twist of lime | 94 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |