| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #250 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #25 | cold-filtered water | 114 |
| #253 | cornuthaum | 29 |
| #205 | dollar-sign bag | 8 |
| #200 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #207 | huge gold coin | 13 |
| #94 | lump of diamond | 48 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #163 | massive gemstone | 14 |
| #354 | pile of gold coins | 3 |
| #308 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |