| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #206 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #582 | bunny liver | 5 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #202 | donated booze | 47 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #2218 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #628 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #96 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 1 |
| #25 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 2 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #24 | tiny plastic Penny | 2 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |