| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #75 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 118 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #324 | Go-Wassail | 55 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #90 | Inndya trading card | 2 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #89 | Poison Oak trading card | 2 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #470 | The Cooler Out of Space | 2 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #5 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 20 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #187 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 4 |
| #457 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 15 |
| #80 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #94 | bag of QWOP | 66 |
| #643 | baggie of powdered sugar | 18 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #328 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #30 | green eggnog | 9 |
| #68 | green hamhock | 2 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #378 | jerky coins | 53 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #64 | skeleton quiche | 1 |
| #67 | skull capacitor | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #180 | stick of "gum" | 11 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |