| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #75 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 118 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #327 | Go-Wassail | 55 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #23 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #92 | Inndya trading card | 2 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #752 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #985 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #919 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #953 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #247 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #253 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #91 | Poison Oak trading card | 2 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #212 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #22 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #473 | The Cooler Out of Space | 2 |
| #59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #217 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #5 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 20 |
| #895 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #823 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 4 |
| #459 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 15 |
| #81 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #94 | bag of QWOP | 66 |
| #643 | baggie of powdered sugar | 18 |
| #387 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #330 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #202 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #30 | green eggnog | 9 |
| #67 | green hamhock | 2 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #380 | jerky coins | 53 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #310 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #64 | skeleton quiche | 1 |
| #68 | skull capacitor | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #179 | stick of "gum" | 11 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1418 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1161 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1157 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1140 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1376 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #1359 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1368 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1338 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |