Clive_Havent got a clue_Cooper

RankItemQuantity
#967A. W. O. L. commendation1
#415Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#242Atomic Comic2
#460C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
#2654Crown of the Goblin King5
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#1653Drowsy Sword5
#699Elder Turtle Shell4
#470Elmley shades1
#370Galapagosian Cuisses3
#380Garter of the Turtle Poacher3
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#95Ice-Cold Beer Ring1
#457Lars the Cyberian1
#2517Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet5
#224Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery1
#185Mer-kin hookspear1
#85Mudflap-Girl Ring1
#1271Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#524Order of the Silver Wossname1
#818Pink Heart of Spirit1
#129Red Pill3
#100Ring of Fire1
#122Skullhead's Screw1
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#274Ultrasoldier Serum2
#731antique hand mirror1
#7429badass belt1
#49brass dorsal fin1
#319brine61
#88briny vinegar2
#1826cyborg stompin' boot1
#778dill42
#1281disassembled clover5
#776ghost cucumber53
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#108ghostly pickling solution1
#3459handful of confetti5
#391handful of honey1
#210handful of numbers2
#1210heart of the volcano3
#216hideous egg16
#11honey dipper1
#39honey mead1
#8honeybritches1
#41honeypot1
#49mirrored aviator shades1
#314mysterious silver lapel pin4
#125nurse's hat1
#231obnoxious riddle2
#376ring of conflict1
#31snailmail breeches1
#34snailmail coif1
#43snailmail hauberk1
#718spectral pickle10
#2570spectre scepter5
#53spongy shield1
#2141stainless steel skullcap1
#153straw hat1
#29teflon shield1
#693ten-leaf clover9
#652vinegar58
#52vinyl shield1
#37wild honey pie1

Wow, that's 349 items total!

what items are this player missing?