| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #820 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #755 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #992 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #64 | Frost™ brand sword | 2 |
| #844 | Go-Wassail | 7 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #85 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #571 | baggie of powdered sugar | 23 |
| #864 | bananagate | 2 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #57 | bar whip | 2 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #88 | barskin loincloth | 1 |
| #152 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #106 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #76 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #109 | catskin buckler | 1 |
| #83 | catskin cap | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #118 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
| #198 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #91 | demonskin trousers | 2 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #79 | dripping meat crossbow | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #99 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #70 | eXtreme meat sword | 2 |
| #38 | eelskin hat | 1 |
| #28 | eelskin pants | 1 |
| #35 | eelskin shield | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
| #71 | foon of fearfulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of fleshiness | 1 |
| #67 | foon of foulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of frigidity | 1 |
| #70 | foon of fulmination | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #48 | furry kilt | 2 |
| #262 | furry pants | 2 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #79 | gnauga hide kilt | 1 |
| #52 | gnauga hide vest | 2 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #79 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #783 | green gummi ingot | 11 |
| #46 | hairy staff | 2 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #160 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #77 | hippopotamus kilt | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #29 | hot cross bow | 2 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #770 | jerky coins | 11 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #151 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #24 | non-stick pugil stick | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #103 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #61 | pig-iron helm | 3 |
| #125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #76 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #96 | rainbow crossbow | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
| #85 | ratskin belt | 1 |
| #75 | rattail whip | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #780 | red gummi ingot | 11 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #37 | rusty old lantern | 1 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #95 | skate blade | 1 |
| #54 | skate board | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #36 | soup-chucks | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #233 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #87 | sticky meat kilt | 1 |
| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #29 | teflon shield | 1 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #33 | tortoboggan shield | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #52 | velcro broadsword | 1 |
| #35 | velcro paddle ball | 1 |
| #28 | velcro shield | 1 |
| #121 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #87 | white whip | 1 |
| #88 | wiffle-flail | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #177 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #81 | yak toupee | 1 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |
| #110 | yakskin buckler | 1 |
| #81 | yakskin kilt | 1 |
| #108 | yakskin pants | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #776 | yellow gummi ingot | 11 |