| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #823 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #757 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #64 | Frost™ brand sword | 2 |
| #846 | Go-Wassail | 7 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #86 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #571 | baggie of powdered sugar | 23 |
| #864 | bananagate | 2 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #57 | bar whip | 2 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #88 | barskin loincloth | 1 |
| #151 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #108 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #77 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #109 | catskin buckler | 1 |
| #83 | catskin cap | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #239 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #119 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #91 | demonskin trousers | 2 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #79 | dripping meat crossbow | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #100 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #45 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #70 | eXtreme meat sword | 2 |
| #38 | eelskin hat | 1 |
| #28 | eelskin pants | 1 |
| #35 | eelskin shield | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
| #72 | foon of fearfulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of fleshiness | 1 |
| #67 | foon of foulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of frigidity | 1 |
| #70 | foon of fulmination | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #49 | furry kilt | 2 |
| #264 | furry pants | 2 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #79 | gnauga hide kilt | 1 |
| #52 | gnauga hide vest | 2 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #80 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #241 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #785 | green gummi ingot | 11 |
| #46 | hairy staff | 2 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #161 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #77 | hippopotamus kilt | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #29 | hot cross bow | 2 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #771 | jerky coins | 11 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #24 | non-stick pugil stick | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #141 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #104 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #61 | pig-iron helm | 3 |
| #125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #77 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #96 | rainbow crossbow | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
| #87 | ratskin belt | 1 |
| #75 | rattail whip | 1 |
| #222 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #781 | red gummi ingot | 11 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #37 | rusty old lantern | 1 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #90 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #96 | skate blade | 1 |
| #54 | skate board | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #36 | soup-chucks | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #87 | sticky meat kilt | 1 |
| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
| #251 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #29 | teflon shield | 1 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #33 | tortoboggan shield | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #113 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #184 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #53 | velcro broadsword | 1 |
| #35 | velcro paddle ball | 1 |
| #28 | velcro shield | 1 |
| #122 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #88 | white whip | 1 |
| #89 | wiffle-flail | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #176 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #80 | yak toupee | 1 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |
| #109 | yakskin buckler | 1 |
| #80 | yakskin kilt | 1 |
| #106 | yakskin pants | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #778 | yellow gummi ingot | 11 |