| #5 | 1,970 carat gold | 3,492 |
| #20 | A Guide to Safari | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bird-a-Day calendar | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 2 |
| #78 | Elf Guard honor present | 2 |
| #80 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #55 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 2 |
| #5 | KoL Con 13 snowglobe | 1 |
| #36 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1,800 |
| #93 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #37 | MayDayâ„¢ contract | 1 |
| #4 | Oopsie IPA | 3 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #48 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 1 |
| #23 | School of Hard Knocks Diploma | 2 |
| #17 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 3 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #41 | Twelve Night Energy | 23 |
| #27 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 2 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #32 | Yorick | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #83 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
| #123 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 1 |
| #332 | box of sunshine | 1,212 |
| #44 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 1 |
| 🥈 | dark potion | 31,437 |
| #68 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #49 | dense meat stack | 240,254 |
| #49 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 1 |
| 🥇 | diabolic pizza cube | 1 |
| #22 | flat cider | 7 |
| 🥈 | hockey stick of furious angry rage | 20 |
| #439 | meat stack | 61 |
| 🥇 | packet of beer seeds | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of tall grass seeds | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of thanksgarden seeds | 1 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #92 | raffle prize box | 4 |
| #238 | really dense meat stack | 26 |
| #18 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 4 |
| 🥉 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #6 | spooky hockey mask | 473 |
| #90 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #10 | super-sweet boom box | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #34 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 1 |
| #76 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
| #85 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 1 |