| #4 | 1,970 carat gold | 3,492 |
| #20 | A Guide to Safari | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bird-a-Day calendar | 1 |
| #60 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 2 |
| #77 | Elf Guard honor present | 2 |
| #81 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #55 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 2 |
| #5 | KoL Con 13 snowglobe | 1 |
| #36 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1,800 |
| #91 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #36 | MayDay™ contract | 1 |
| #4 | Oopsie IPA | 3 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #50 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 1 |
| #24 | School of Hard Knocks Diploma | 2 |
| #15 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 3 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #38 | Twelve Night Energy | 23 |
| #23 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 2 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #29 | Yorick | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #84 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
| #90 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 1 |
| #332 | box of sunshine | 1,212 |
| #46 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 1 |
| 🥈 | dark potion | 31,437 |
| #66 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #54 | dense meat stack | 240,254 |
| #49 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 1 |
| 🥇 | diabolic pizza cube | 1 |
| #21 | flat cider | 7 |
| 🥈 | hockey stick of furious angry rage | 20 |
| #438 | meat stack | 61 |
| 🥇 | packet of beer seeds | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of tall grass seeds | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of thanksgarden seeds | 1 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #92 | raffle prize box | 4 |
| #236 | really dense meat stack | 26 |
| #20 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 4 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #6 | spooky hockey mask | 473 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #11 | super-sweet boom box | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #35 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 1 |
| #73 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
| #89 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 1 |