muscovy

RankItemQuantity
#342Boozehounds Anonymous token1
#313Divine1
#236Gordon Bennett1
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
#15Knob jelly donut26
#525Lockenstock™ sandals1
#308Mae West1
#348Mon Tiki1
#287Neuromancer1
#78Pine-Fresh air freshener50
#727Snow Queen Crown1
#2860Yummy Tummy bean2
#1006acid-squirting flower1
#821adder bladder1
#897antique helmet1
#855arrrgyle socks1
#643asshat1
#1659awful poetry journal3
#2128barrrnacle1
#599bat guano9
#139batgut325
#227battered hubcap1
#1005big red clown nose1
#458black greaves3
#404black helmet4
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#462black shield3
#851black snake skin1
#571black sword2
#269blackberry combat boots1
#122blackberry moccasins2
#964bloody clown pants1
#865blue pixel21
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#93bowl of rye sprouts8
#96box-in-the-box-in-the-box2
#466bungle in the jungle1
#745cannonball charrrm1
#798clown shoes1
#883commemorative war stein1
#403curmudgel1
#167delicious stinkbug1
#650demon skin6
#819disembodied brain1
#374dreadlock whip1
#337eggbeater1
#431fire poi2
#793foolscap fool's cap1
#1456furry fur1
#604fuzzbump1
#1057giant needle3
#275gimlet1
#541heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#314inflatable duck4
#201lump of coal2
#492magilaser blastercannon1
#310mandarina colada1
#444mariachi hat1
#482marshmallow flambé1
#660mind flayer corpse5
#502monkey wrench1
#1761pail1
#238palm-frond cloak1
#1096pile of candy1
#359polka-dot bow tie1
#848potato sprout2
#124potted cactus191
#1506ravioli hat1
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#1586roll of toilet paper12
#535rum barrel charrrm1
#359squirming egg sac30
#905sunken chest5
#225tangarita1
#260teqiwila slammer1
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#4021tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#2791tiny plastic beanbat2
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#1554toast232
#123toast with jam1
#258vodka stratocaster1
#337yellow brick road1

Wow, that's 1,048 items total!

what items are this player missing?