| #226 | Alewifeâ„¢ Ale | 3 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #531 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 3 |
| #908 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #243 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1199 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #202 | Divine | 3 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #152 | Gordon Bennett | 3 |
| #1753 | Imp Ale | 3 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1554 | Mad Train wine | 3 |
| #224 | Mae West | 3 |
| #416 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 3 |
| #246 | Mon Tiki | 3 |
| #93 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #192 | Neuromancer | 3 |
| #812 | Ram's Face Lager | 3 |
| #921 | Schrödinger's thermos | 3 |
| #555 | Supernova Champagne | 3 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #513 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #71 | White Hyborian | 3 |
| #475 | a little sump'm sump'm | 3 |
| #330 | accidental cider | 3 |
| #1308 | baconstone | 5 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #99 | banana daiquiri | 3 |
| #489 | beertini | 3 |
| #41 | berry-infused sake | 3 |
| #688 | bilge wine | 3 |
| #399 | black & tan | 3 |
| #92 | blended frozen swill | 3 |
| #797 | bloody beer | 3 |
| #409 | bloody mary | 3 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #155 | boilermaker | 3 |
| #285 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 3 |
| #273 | bottle of Definit | 3 |
| #296 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 3 |
| #284 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 3 |
| #281 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 3 |
| #256 | bottle of Ooze-O | 3 |
| #155 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 3 |
| #380 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 3 |
| #347 | bottle of cooking sherry | 3 |
| #1082 | bottle of gin | 3 |
| #461 | bottle of popskull | 3 |
| #1348 | bottle of rum | 3 |
| #226 | bottle of sake | 3 |
| #549 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 3 |
| #386 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #1132 | bottle of tequila | 3 |
| #1039 | bottle of vodka | 3 |
| #1273 | bottle of whiskey | 3 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #273 | boxed champagne | 3 |
| #1102 | boxed wine | 3 |
| #214 | breaded beer | 3 |
| #277 | bungle in the jungle | 3 |
| #75 | caipifruta | 3 |
| #353 | calle de miel | 3 |
| #421 | can of Swiller | 3 |
| #1539 | canteen of wine | 3 |
| #39 | citrus-infused sake | 3 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1468 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1424 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #316 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #426 | cream stout | 3 |
| #413 | cruelty-free wine | 3 |
| #356 | cup of primitive beer | 3 |
| #320 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 3 |
| #347 | cursed bottle of rum | 3 |
| #99 | day-old beer | 3 |
| #53 | dew yoana lei | 3 |
| #75 | dew yoana salacious lei | 1 |
| #582 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #170 | dry martini | 3 |
| #134 | dry vodka martini | 3 |
| #355 | ducha de oro | 3 |
| #863 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 3 |
| #883 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 3 |
| #865 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 3 |
| #873 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 3 |
| #880 | dusty bottle of Port | 3 |
| #840 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 3 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
| #1983 | elven cellocello | 3 |
| #1273 | elven moonshine | 3 |
| #141 | especially salty dog | 3 |
| #389 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 3 |
| #658 | fine wine | 3 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #133 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #664 | flute of flat champagne | 3 |
| #85 | fruity girl swill | 3 |
| #440 | fuzzbump | 3 |
| #184 | gimlet | 3 |
| #96 | gin and tonic | 3 |
| #231 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 2 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1531 | green beer | 3 |
| #363 | grog | 3 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1816 | herringcello | 3 |
| #307 | horizontal tango | 3 |
| #121 | ice stein | 3 |
| #1590 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 3 |
| #1431 | ice-cold Willer | 3 |
| #1108 | ice-cold fotie | 3 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #76 | knoll mushroom wine | 3 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #134 | lumbering jack | 3 |
| #80 | lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #174 | mandarina colada | 3 |
| #348 | margarita | 3 |
| #214 | marshmallow flambé | 3 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #40 | melon-infused sake | 3 |
| #348 | melted Jell-o shot | 3 |
| #93 | mimosette | 3 |
| #355 | monkey wrench | 3 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #1929 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| 🥉 | nest egg | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #351 | ocean motion | 3 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #164 | old-fashioned | 3 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #93 | overpriced "imported" beer | 3 |
| #350 | papaya sling | 3 |
| #405 | papaya slung | 3 |
| #68 | parisian cathouse | 3 |
| #45 | pebblebräu | 3 |
| #333 | perpendicular hula | 3 |
| #410 | pink pony | 3 |
| #102 | plain old beer | 3 |
| #282 | plastic cup of beer | 3 |
| #142 | plum wine | 3 |
| #79 | pointy mushroom wine | 3 |
| #221 | prussian cathouse | 3 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #176 | pumpkin beer | 3 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #357 | redrum | 3 |
| #288 | rockin' wagon | 3 |
| #352 | roll in the hay | 3 |
| #439 | rum and cola | 3 |
| #72 | salacious lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #77 | salacious screwdiver | 1 |
| #157 | salinated mint julep | 3 |
| #667 | salty dog | 3 |
| #384 | salty slug | 3 |
| #216 | sangria | 3 |
| #77 | screwdiver | 1 |
| #377 | screwdriver | 3 |
| #115 | sham champagne | 3 |
| #150 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 3 |
| #209 | shot of flower schnapps | 3 |
| #521 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 3 |
| #162 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 3 |
| #513 | shot of orange schnapps | 3 |
| #118 | shot of peach schnapps | 3 |
| #101 | shot of pear schnapps | 3 |
| #234 | shot of rotgut | 3 |
| #530 | shot of tomato schnapps | 3 |
| #397 | slap and tickle | 3 |
| #452 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 3 |
| #304 | slip 'n' slide | 3 |
| #163 | slug of rum | 3 |
| #169 | slug of shochu | 3 |
| #150 | slug of vodka | 3 |
| #791 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 3 |
| #488 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #104 | soyburger juice | 3 |
| #225 | spiced rum | 3 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #124 | spooky mushroom wine | 3 |
| #251 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #503 | strawberry daiquiri | 3 |
| #327 | strawberry wine | 3 |
| #148 | tangarita | 3 |
| #61 | teqiwila | 3 |
| #160 | teqiwila slammer | 3 |
| #291 | tequila sunrise | 3 |
| #93 | tequila sunset | 3 |
| #245 | tequila with training wheels | 3 |
| #232 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 3 |
| #415 | thistle wine | 3 |
| #386 | tomato daiquiri | 3 |
| #75 | tropical swill | 3 |
| #430 | vodka and cranberry | 3 |
| #92 | vodka and tonic | 3 |
| #59 | vodka gibson | 3 |
| #321 | vodka martini | 3 |
| #169 | vodka stratocaster | 3 |
| #444 | whiskey and cola | 3 |
| #256 | whiskey and soda | 3 |
| #54 | whiskey bittersweet | 3 |
| #425 | whiskey sour | 3 |
| #569 | white Canadian | 3 |
| #223 | white Xanadian | 1 |
| #871 | white lightning | 3 |
| #260 | wine spritzer | 3 |
| #237 | yellow brick road | 3 |
| #110 | zmobie | 3 |