| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #1028 | Time Juice | 6 |
| #244 | Valentine | 132 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #24 | aspirin | 22 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1295 | blood flower | 2 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #655 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #315 | dwarf bread | 13 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |