| #561 | "DRINK ME" potion | 3 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1223 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #773 | 334 scroll | 2 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #178 | GOTO | 1 |
| #461 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1208 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1091 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #738 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #1109 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #689 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 4 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #212 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #562 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #1106 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #584 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #1216 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #962 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #74 | bishop cookie | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #473 | black pepper | 2 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #437 | brick of sand | 1 |
| #541 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #352 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #1612 | chaos butterfly | 2 |
| #576 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #967 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #611 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #962 | dark potion | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #591 | deodorant | 1 |
| #617 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #291 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #284 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #310 | dusty left ninth rib | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right first rib | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right scapula | 1 |
| #296 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #226 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #1641 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #849 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #905 | flaregun | 1 |
| #282 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #661 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #825 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #260 | half-baked potion | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #899 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #631 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #601 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #180 | hemp net | 1 |
| #208 | imp air | 1 |
| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #1193 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #938 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #210 | libation of liveliness | 1 |
| #707 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #1322 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #937 | milky potion | 1 |
| #588 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #910 | murky potion | 1 |
| #233 | oil of oiliness | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #447 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #389 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #491 | powdered organs | 1 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1188 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #962 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #772 | reodorant | 1 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #347 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #151 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #412 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #575 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #772 | shingle | 1 |
| #168 | shirt kit | 1 |
| #722 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #942 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #788 | skewer | 1 |
| #463 | slimy sweetbreads | 1 |
| #589 | small box | 1 |
| #1014 | smart skull | 1 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #2034 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #2992 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #1160 | spider web | 1 |
| #1154 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #1064 | spring | 1 |
| #990 | sprocket | 2 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #1002 | star | 1 |
| #919 | star chart | 1 |
| #425 | stolen office supplies | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1118 | sunken chest | 2 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #927 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #616 | tassel | 1 |
| #774 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #361 | tenderizing hammer | 3 |
| #610 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| #341 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #891 | tires | 1 |
| #441 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #575 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
| #693 | unidentified jerky | 1 |
| #1332 | valuable trinket | 26 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #1098 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #940 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #1032 | white class ring | 1 |
| #1027 | white pixel | 1 |
| #1058 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #814 | windchimes | 1 |
| #895 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |