| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1163 | CRIMBCO mug | 6 |
| #1699 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1268 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #507 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #1483 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #138 | Lars the Cyberian | 3 |
| #584 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #1035 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #624 | bottle of Blank-Out | 7 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #749 | brine | 21 |
| #1889 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #441 | corrupted data | 20 |
| #316 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #928 | dill | 27 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1130 | ghost cucumber | 22 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #13 | moonglasses | 63 |
| #801 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #171 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #614 | squirming egg sac | 10 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #257 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #226 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #846 | vinegar | 34 |