| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1394 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #728 | CRIMBCO scrip | 175 |
| #1267 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #913 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #81 | Divine | 14 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #444 | Hell ramen | 3 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #439 | Supernova Champagne | 6 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #246 | a little sump'm sump'm | 11 |
| #111 | agua de vida | 45 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #925 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| #289 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 19 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #137 | bucket of wine | 2 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #551 | carbonated water lily | 2 |
| #1549 | chaos butterfly | 3 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #1063 | coconut shell | 3 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #75 | delicious spicy noodles | 8 |
| #815 | disassembled clover | 28 |
| #421 | divine blowout | 6 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #487 | electrical thingamabob | 2 |
| #767 | empty agua de vida bottle | 91 |
| #279 | fancy bath salts | 50 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #825 | handful of sand | 2 |
| #1135 | herbal stuffing | 6 |
| #115 | hot hi mein | 10 |
| #206 | llama lama gong | 14 |
| #1013 | meat vortex | 2 |
| #153 | milk of magnesium | 11 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #39 | mole molé | 5 |
| #706 | motivational poster | 5 |
| #676 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1796 | old sweatpants | 5 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #1102 | phonics down | 2 |
| #1144 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #374 | plastic ingot | 4 |
| #1220 | plot hole | 2 |
| #910 | portable photocopier | 2 |
| #599 | powdered candy sushi set | 3 |
| #320 | prismatic wad | 4 |
| #35 | rat tooth polish | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #856 | roll of toilet paper | 63 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #812 | slow jam collection | 4 |
| #817 | smart skull | 4 |
| #976 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 21 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #244 | sweet mochi ball | 10 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #601 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1078 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #20 | velcro boots | 2 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |