| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1393 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #727 | CRIMBCO scrip | 175 |
| #1269 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #914 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #81 | Divine | 14 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #443 | Hell ramen | 3 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #342 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayoâ„¢ mayo | 5 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #439 | Supernova Champagne | 6 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #246 | a little sump'm sump'm | 11 |
| #112 | agua de vida | 45 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #926 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| #289 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 19 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #138 | bucket of wine | 2 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #548 | carbonated water lily | 2 |
| #1549 | chaos butterfly | 3 |
| #1061 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #1072 | coconut shell | 3 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #75 | delicious spicy noodles | 8 |
| #818 | disassembled clover | 28 |
| #422 | divine blowout | 6 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #489 | electrical thingamabob | 2 |
| #769 | empty agua de vida bottle | 91 |
| #281 | fancy bath salts | 50 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #179 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #824 | handful of sand | 2 |
| #1136 | herbal stuffing | 6 |
| #115 | hot hi mein | 10 |
| #207 | llama lama gong | 14 |
| #1013 | meat vortex | 2 |
| #154 | milk of magnesium | 11 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #39 | mole molé | 5 |
| #704 | motivational poster | 5 |
| #676 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1800 | old sweatpants | 5 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #1100 | phonics down | 2 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #375 | plastic ingot | 4 |
| #1217 | plot hole | 2 |
| #907 | portable photocopier | 2 |
| #601 | powdered candy sushi set | 3 |
| #318 | prismatic wad | 4 |
| #36 | rat tooth polish | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #858 | roll of toilet paper | 63 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #812 | slow jam collection | 4 |
| #816 | smart skull | 4 |
| #976 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 21 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #244 | sweet mochi ball | 10 |
| #774 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1078 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #20 | velcro boots | 2 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #831 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #553 | worn tophat | 1 |