| #509 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #436 | brick of sand | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #618 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #567 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #232 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #726 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3140 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3116 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7830 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7693 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1875 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #7880 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3113 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7841 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3107 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2706 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #365 | wooden axe | 1 |