Xaviah

RankItemQuantity
#509Oil of Parrrlay1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#436brick of sand1
#1095bum cheek1
#3274club necklace1
#864cool whip1
#618depantsing bomb1
#1064diamond-studded cane1
#5138easter egg balloon1
#567lump of diamond1
#3382obsidian dagger1
#232oil of slipperiness1
#213palm-frond whip1
#726pirate pelvis1
#988pr0n legs1
#3663rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#3140stuffed Baron von Ratsworth1
#7820stuffed Cheshire bitten2
#8942stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#3116stuffed Meat1
#3170stuffed alien blob1
#8861stuffed angry cow1
#7830stuffed astral badger2
#8948stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#7693stuffed cocoabo2
#1875stuffed crazy bastard sword1
#7880stuffed flaming gravy fairy2
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#8911stuffed mind flayer1
#3113stuffed monocle1
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#7885stuffed scary death orb2
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#7841stuffed sleazy gravy fairy2
#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#8878stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#3136stuffed teddy butler1
#3107stuffed tin of caviar1
#2706stuffed treasure chest1
#8891stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#365wooden axe1

Wow, that's 54 items total!

what items are this player missing?