| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1311 | BGE shotglass | 5 |
| #676 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #350 | CRIMBCO mug | 39 |
| #819 | CRIMBCO wine | 9 |
| #2141 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #1218 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #490 | Crimbo candied pecan | 22 |
| #583 | Crimbo fudge | 17 |
| #311 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 41 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #19 | S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S. | 1 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #685 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #2348 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #10 | Wickers bar | 10 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1426 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #357 | bone chips | 41 |
| #645 | bottle of Blank-Out | 6 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #2092 | candy cane | 11 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #25 | dove DNA | 1 |
| #782 | eggnog | 21 |
| #91 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #278 | festive sausage | 8 |
| #1201 | fudgecule | 18 |
| #69 | ghost key | 8 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1341 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #278 | pie man was not meant to eat | 4 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #90 | robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. | 2 |
| #104 | robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. | 1 |
| #91 | robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. | 2 |
| #88 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. | 2 |
| #130 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 1 |
| #92 | robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. | 2 |
| #120 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 2 |
| #86 | robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. | 2 |
| #89 | robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. | 2 |
| #698 | sleeping stocking | 2 |
| #1273 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #156 | space jam | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #2673 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #8945 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2554 | stuffed Meat | 5 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7018 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #8953 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8834 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7883 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7026 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #2071 | stuffed key | 7 |
| #1041 | stuffed martini | 6 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #3078 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #2238 | stuffed monocle | 9 |
| #6375 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #1560 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 12 |
| #7845 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6200 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2930 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #2680 | stuffed tin of caviar | 4 |
| #2312 | stuffed treasure chest | 4 |
| #7825 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #298 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 2 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #348 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 3 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #484 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #793 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2747 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #2770 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #86 | toe jam | 9 |
| #95 | traffic jam | 8 |
| #9 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |