| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1310 | BGE shotglass | 5 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #350 | CRIMBCO mug | 39 |
| #819 | CRIMBCO wine | 9 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #486 | Crimbo candied pecan | 22 |
| #583 | Crimbo fudge | 17 |
| #309 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 41 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #19 | S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S. | 1 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #9 | Wickers bar | 10 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #358 | bone chips | 41 |
| #645 | bottle of Blank-Out | 6 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #2090 | candy cane | 11 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #24 | dove DNA | 1 |
| #783 | eggnog | 21 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #278 | festive sausage | 8 |
| #1198 | fudgecule | 18 |
| #63 | ghost key | 8 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #275 | pie man was not meant to eat | 4 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #89 | robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. | 2 |
| #103 | robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. | 1 |
| #90 | robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. | 2 |
| #87 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. | 2 |
| #130 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 1 |
| #91 | robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. | 2 |
| #119 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 2 |
| #85 | robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. | 2 |
| #88 | robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. | 2 |
| #697 | sleeping stocking | 2 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #157 | space jam | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #2653 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2542 | stuffed Meat | 5 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #2062 | stuffed key | 7 |
| #1034 | stuffed martini | 6 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #2227 | stuffed monocle | 9 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #1556 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 12 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6188 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2908 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #2661 | stuffed tin of caviar | 4 |
| #2296 | stuffed treasure chest | 4 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #296 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 2 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #333 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 3 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #469 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #87 | toe jam | 9 |
| #95 | traffic jam | 8 |
| #10 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |