| #661 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 5 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #658 | CRIMBCO mug | 16 |
| #201 | CRIMBCO scrip | 2,000 |
| #819 | CRIMBCO wine | 9 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #258 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 9 |
| #778 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 7 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #138 | Lars the Cyberian | 3 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #413 | bath ball gift set | 12 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #97 | breaded beer | 5 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #260 | chocolate cigar | 7 |
| #392 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #210 | cranberry schnapps | 3 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #127 | handful of numbers | 3 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #249 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #326 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #824 | pork elf goodies sack | 6 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #268 | slow jam collection | 16 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |