| #661 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 5 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #659 | CRIMBCO mug | 16 |
| #201 | CRIMBCO scrip | 2,000 |
| #819 | CRIMBCO wine | 9 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #260 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 9 |
| #779 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 7 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #138 | Lars the Cyberian | 3 |
| #1229 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #703 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #1454 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #517 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #414 | bath ball gift set | 12 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #97 | breaded beer | 5 |
| #2152 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #502 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #260 | chocolate cigar | 7 |
| #394 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #209 | cranberry schnapps | 3 |
| #1116 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #127 | handful of numbers | 3 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #249 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #325 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #828 | pork elf goodies sack | 6 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1269 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #269 | slow jam collection | 16 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #488 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |