| #129 | 334 scroll | 56 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #55 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| 🥉 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1,338 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #1227 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #72 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #1641 | box of sunshine | 100 |
| #130 | bum cheek | 160 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #87 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #83 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #107 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #168 | hill of beans | 169 |
| #10 | ice baby | 1 |
| #64 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #6 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 224,500 |
| #51 | ice-cold Willer | 2,000 |
| #65 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #11 | liar's pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #614 | oversized fish scaler | 8 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #77 | philter of phorce | 40 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #67 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #107 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #84 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #102 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #154 | spider web | 400 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #604 | ten-leaf clover | 11 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #870 | white lightning | 3 |
| #70 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #212 | wussiness potion | 89 |
| #1211 | yeti fur | 12 |