| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #765 | Bonerdagon necklace | 14 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #220 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,785 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #467 | Crimbo candied pecan | 23 |
| #471 | Crimbo fudge | 23 |
| #577 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 17 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| 🥉 | Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #308 | Microplushie: Bropane | 38 |
| #277 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 13 |
| #246 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 23 |
| #206 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 13 |
| #274 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 35 |
| #302 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 43 |
| #295 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 4 |
| #313 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 19 |
| #259 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 59 |
| #316 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 23 |
| #262 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 43 |
| #323 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 21 |
| #879 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #583 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 2 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #92 | Shot of the Living Dead | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #262 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 14 |
| #79 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 9 |
| #378 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 12 |
| #31 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 22 |
| #11 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 12 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #3161 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #18 | classy monkey | 71 |
| #601 | easter egg balloon | 40 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #525 | handful of confetti | 77 |
| #860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #724 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 2 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| 🥈 | pixel energy tank | 71 |
| 🥉 | pixel power cell | 414 |
| #63 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 15 |
| #91 | shot of flower schnapps | 15 |
| #250 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 15 |
| #119 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 5 |
| #247 | shot of orange schnapps | 16 |
| #41 | shot of peach schnapps | 15 |
| #35 | shot of pear schnapps | 15 |
| #156 | shot of rotgut | 7 |
| #608 | shot of tomato schnapps | 2 |
| #1830 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 15 |
| #177 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #2009 | stuffed Meat | 12 |
| #1351 | stuffed key | 26 |
| #1810 | stuffed monocle | 16 |
| #2012 | stuffed teddy butler | 12 |
| #1909 | stuffed tin of caviar | 14 |
| #1293 | stuffed treasure chest | 28 |
| #392 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 5 |
| #624 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 3 |
| #492 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 4 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #398 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #417 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #302 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 6 |
| #603 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 3 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #764 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 2 |
| #741 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 3 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #443 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 10 |
| #373 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 7 |
| #471 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 5 |
| #514 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 2 |
| #253 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 17 |
| #4915 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #357 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 7 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 8 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 14 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #282 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 4 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #421 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 10 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #688 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 3 |
| #221 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 5 |
| #545 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 8 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #685 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 3 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #340 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 13 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #444 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 10 |
| #487 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 9 |
| #290 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 15 |
| #310 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 14 |
| #2572 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #439 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 10 |
| #332 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 13 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #398 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 11 |
| #387 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 11 |
| #443 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 10 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #2832 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #309 | tiny plastic fire servant | 8 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #438 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 10 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #604 | tiny plastic moneybee | 7 |
| #4848 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #406 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 11 |
| #4345 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #308 | tiny plastic peacannon | 8 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #306 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 8 |
| #6199 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #4892 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #213 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 11 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #158 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 58 |