| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #763 | Bonerdagon necklace | 14 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #220 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,785 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #465 | Crimbo candied pecan | 23 |
| #471 | Crimbo fudge | 23 |
| #578 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 17 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| 🥉 | Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #306 | Microplushie: Bropane | 38 |
| #274 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 13 |
| #242 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 23 |
| #203 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 13 |
| #271 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 35 |
| #300 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 43 |
| #292 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 4 |
| #310 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 19 |
| #257 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 59 |
| #313 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 23 |
| #260 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 43 |
| #321 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 21 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #582 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 2 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #91 | Shot of the Living Dead | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 14 |
| #79 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 9 |
| #376 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 12 |
| #31 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 22 |
| #11 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 12 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #3163 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #18 | classy monkey | 71 |
| #601 | easter egg balloon | 40 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #520 | handful of confetti | 77 |
| #860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #724 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 2 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| 🥇 | pixel energy tank | 71 |
| 🥉 | pixel power cell | 414 |
| #62 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 15 |
| #90 | shot of flower schnapps | 15 |
| #248 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 15 |
| #119 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 5 |
| #246 | shot of orange schnapps | 16 |
| #41 | shot of peach schnapps | 15 |
| #35 | shot of pear schnapps | 15 |
| #156 | shot of rotgut | 7 |
| #607 | shot of tomato schnapps | 2 |
| #1823 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 15 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #2004 | stuffed Meat | 12 |
| #1345 | stuffed key | 26 |
| #1802 | stuffed monocle | 16 |
| #2009 | stuffed teddy butler | 12 |
| #1904 | stuffed tin of caviar | 14 |
| #1292 | stuffed treasure chest | 28 |
| #391 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 5 |
| #620 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 3 |
| #492 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 4 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #379 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #398 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #416 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #739 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #301 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 6 |
| #601 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 3 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #762 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 2 |
| #738 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 3 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #442 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 10 |
| #371 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 7 |
| #470 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 5 |
| #511 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 2 |
| #253 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 17 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #355 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 7 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #519 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 8 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #310 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 14 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #282 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 4 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #417 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 10 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #685 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 3 |
| #220 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 5 |
| #543 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 8 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #681 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 3 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #338 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 13 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #444 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 10 |
| #484 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 9 |
| #288 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 15 |
| #308 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 14 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #439 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 10 |
| #332 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 13 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #396 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 11 |
| #384 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 11 |
| #439 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 10 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #307 | tiny plastic fire servant | 8 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #436 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 10 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #600 | tiny plastic moneybee | 7 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #403 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 11 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #304 | tiny plastic peacannon | 8 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #304 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 8 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #210 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 11 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #155 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 58 |