KoLaHoney

RankItemQuantity
#32BRICKO octopus1
#1012Brimstone Chicken Sandwich1
#1352Crimbo candied pecan1
#1366Crimbo peppermint bark1
#423Eau de Guaneau1
#40Game Grid ticket1,006
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
#899Jumbo Dr. Lucifer2
#376Knob Goblin lunchbox3
#970Lord of the Flies-sized fries1
#982Schrödinger's thermos2
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#513Typical Tavern swill3
#710Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix1
#626antique bottle opener1
#535antique painting of a landscape1
#716antique record album2
#1029balloon monkey1
#91bat-ass leather jacket2
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#390black kettle drum1
#3305blob-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#743bottle of Monsieur Bubble1
#1705chaos butterfly1
#1221filthy lucre15
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#2536giant pinky ring1
#278green peawee marble1
#765guy made of bee pollen2
#120hot stuffing2
#174lemonade marble1
#456longhaired hippy wig1
#382maple leaf1
#225not-a-pipe1
#1559pack of KWE trading card1
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#688pat-a-cake pendant1
#368philter of phorce1
#437prismatic wad1
#845quantum taco1
#283queen cookie1
#189roll of Hob-Os2
#1959rubber emo roe1
#331shiny butcherknife2
#892silver shrimp fork1
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#236sugar sheet10
#441tomato juice of powerful power1
#590wreath of laurels1

Wow, that's 1,090 items total!

what items are this player missing?