| #32 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #1352 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #40 | Game Grid ticket | 1,006 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #899 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 2 |
| #376 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 3 |
| #970 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #982 | Schrödinger's thermos | 2 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #513 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
| #710 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #716 | antique record album | 2 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #91 | bat-ass leather jacket | 2 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1221 | filthy lucre | 15 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #765 | guy made of bee pollen | 2 |
| #120 | hot stuffing | 2 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #225 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #437 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #845 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #283 | queen cookie | 1 |
| #189 | roll of Hob-Os | 2 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #331 | shiny butcherknife | 2 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #236 | sugar sheet | 10 |
| #441 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #590 | wreath of laurels | 1 |