| #33 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #1349 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1364 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #39 | Game Grid ticket | 1,006 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #901 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 2 |
| #374 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 3 |
| #969 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #981 | Schrödinger's thermos | 2 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #512 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #623 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #91 | bat-ass leather jacket | 2 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #1707 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1220 | filthy lucre | 15 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #764 | guy made of bee pollen | 2 |
| #120 | hot stuffing | 2 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #440 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #281 | queen cookie | 1 |
| #189 | roll of Hob-Os | 2 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #329 | shiny butcherknife | 2 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #236 | sugar sheet | 10 |
| #442 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |