#506 | "DRINK ME" potion | 6 |
#491 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 10 |
#784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
#237 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 4 |
#363 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
#183 | BGE shotglass | 30 |
#454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
#436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
#561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
#255 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 4 |
#264 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
#509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
#102 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 5 |
#529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
#185 | CRIMBCO mug | 87 |
#179 | CRIMBCO wine | 42 |
#1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
#311 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 20 |
#103 | Game Grid ticket | 115 |
#98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
#1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
#187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
#195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
#353 | SPF 451 lip balm | 6 |
#931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
#1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
#29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
#219 | agua de vida | 8 |
#163 | asshat | 17 |
#1232 | awful poetry journal | 14 |
#505 | bath ball gift set | 10 |
#509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
#301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
#485 | bottle of Blank-Out | 15 |
#564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
#670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
#680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
#385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
#1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
#591 | can of spinach | 3 |
#557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
#316 | corncob pipe | 4 |
#200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
#444 | cup of infinite pencils | 2 |
#194 | cyclops eyedrops | 2 |
#385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
#578 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
#548 | divine blowout | 1 |
#561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
#573 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
#447 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
#479 | divine cracker | 1 |
#547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
#506 | fake blood | 2 |
#348 | festive sausage | 6 |
#439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
#282 | [2426]fire flower | 4 |
#270 | frayed rope belt | 5 |
#427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
#1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
#482 | holiday cheese log | 4 |
#405 | llama lama gong | 1 |
#823 | meat stack | 6 |
#49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
#396 | motivational poster | 11 |
#163 | paperclip | 292 |
#515 | portable photocopier | 11 |
#653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
#172 | rusty piece of rebar | 2 |
#683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
#309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
#389 | slow jam collection | 11 |
#2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
#536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
#383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
#444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
#401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
#425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
#426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |