#504 | "DRINK ME" potion | 6 |
#491 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 10 |
#785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
#237 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 4 |
#364 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
#183 | BGE shotglass | 30 |
#454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
#436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
#562 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
#254 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 4 |
#263 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
#508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
#101 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 5 |
#529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
#185 | CRIMBCO mug | 87 |
#179 | CRIMBCO wine | 42 |
#1215 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
#311 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 20 |
#104 | Game Grid ticket | 115 |
#97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
#1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
#187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
#193 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
#354 | SPF 451 lip balm | 6 |
#935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
#1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
#29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
#221 | agua de vida | 8 |
#164 | asshat | 17 |
#1231 | awful poetry journal | 14 |
#506 | bath ball gift set | 10 |
#510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
#301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
#486 | bottle of Blank-Out | 15 |
#565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
#670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
#679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
#385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
#1889 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
#591 | can of spinach | 3 |
#555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
#315 | corncob pipe | 4 |
#201 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
#443 | cup of infinite pencils | 2 |
#194 | cyclops eyedrops | 2 |
#385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
#582 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
#550 | divine blowout | 1 |
#562 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
#572 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
#446 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
#478 | divine cracker | 1 |
#548 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
#507 | fake blood | 2 |
#348 | festive sausage | 6 |
#439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
#282 | [2426]fire flower | 4 |
#270 | frayed rope belt | 5 |
#427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
#1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
#483 | holiday cheese log | 4 |
#405 | llama lama gong | 1 |
#822 | meat stack | 6 |
#49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
#395 | motivational poster | 11 |
#163 | paperclip | 292 |
#512 | portable photocopier | 11 |
#649 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
#172 | rusty piece of rebar | 2 |
#681 | scented massage oil | 1 |
#310 | shrinking powder | 1 |
#391 | slow jam collection | 11 |
#2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
#535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
#384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
#445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
#403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
#428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
#427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |