Lorelei Beatrix

RankItemQuantity
#504"DRINK ME" potion6
#491A. W. O. L. commendation10
#785ASCII shirt1
#237BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt4
#364BGE pocket calendar2
#183BGE shotglass30
#454BGE temporary tattoo2
#436BGE tiny plastic toy3
#562Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook2
#254CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)4
#263CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)3
#508CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)2
#101CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)5
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#185CRIMBCO mug87
#179CRIMBCO wine42
#1215Crimbo Candy Cookbook2
#311Dickory Farms Gift Basket20
#104Game Grid ticket115
#97Hodgman's varcolac paw1
#1134Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler1
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#193Oscus's pelt1
#354SPF 451 lip balm6
#935Travels with Jerry1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#29Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves1
#221agua de vida8
#164asshat17
#1231awful poetry journal14
#506bath ball gift set10
#510black eyedrops1
#301bone aperitif1
#486bottle of Blank-Out15
#565bottle of Mystic Shell1
#670bottle of antifreeze1
#679bottle of pirate juice1
#385bottle of rhinoceros hormones1
#1889can of CRIMBCOLA2
#591can of spinach3
#555concentrated garbage juice1
#315corncob pipe4
#201cube of billiard chalk1
#443cup of infinite pencils2
#194cyclops eyedrops2
#385deluxe fax machine1
#582distilled fortified wine3
#550divine blowout1
#562divine can of silly string1
#572divine champagne flute1
#446divine champagne popper1
#478divine cracker1
#548divine noisemaker1
#507fake blood2
#348festive sausage6
#439filth-encrusted futon2
#282[2426]fire flower4
#270frayed rope belt5
#427gift-a-pult1
#1158green candy heart1
#483holiday cheese log4
#405llama lama gong1
#822meat stack6
#49mirrored aviator shades1
#395motivational poster11
#163paperclip292
#512portable photocopier11
#649red-and-green sweater1
#172rusty piece of rebar2
#681scented massage oil1
#310shrinking powder1
#391slow jam collection11
#2248stainless steel slacks1
#535teeny-tiny magic scroll1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1

Wow, that's 819 items total!

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