| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1010 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1462 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #211 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #665 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 7 |
| #1626 | Valentine | 5 |
| #773 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 12 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1426 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #610 | black pension check | 1 |
| #747 | bone chips | 8 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #677 | bottle of Blank-Out | 5 |
| #940 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #71 | dead lights pie | 3 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #136 | hot date | 100 |
| #35 | meat st‰¿bing club | 100 |
| #1341 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1217 | paperclip | 1 |
| #1024 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #38 | pumpkin bomb | 2 |
| #629 | quantum taco | 8 |
| #335 | roasted marshmallow | 100 |
| #48 | robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. | 11 |
| #52 | robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. | 11 |
| #53 | robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. | 11 |
| #48 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. | 11 |
| #59 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 11 |
| #52 | robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. | 11 |
| #60 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 11 |
| #50 | robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. | 11 |
| #52 | robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. | 11 |
| #298 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #189 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #168 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 100 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |