| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #15 | BGE pocket calendar | 23 |
| #248 | BGE shotglass | 24 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #318 | CRIMBCO mug | 45 |
| #1197 | CRIMBCO scrip | 30 |
| #1423 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #914 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #999 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #138 | Lars the Cyberian | 3 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #1598 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #629 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #97 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 21 |
| #113 | The Joy of Wassailing | 21 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #480 | Valentine | 54 |
| #75 | bag of bones | 10 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #993 | battered Crimbo Crate | 6 |
| #65 | bindlestocking | 26 |
| #576 | bone chips | 16 |
| #501 | bottle of Blank-Out | 14 |
| #847 | brine | 15 |
| #9 | buckyball | 3,165 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #1634 | candy cane | 18 |
| #19 | candy skeleton | 122 |
| #47 | chocolate cigar | 27 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #678 | dill | 55 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #118 | fossilized baboon skull | 6 |
| #74 | fossilized bat skull | 9 |
| #67 | fossilized demon skull | 9 |
| #101 | fossilized limb | 118 |
| #142 | fossilized serpent skull | 6 |
| #79 | fossilized spider skull | 7 |
| #65 | fossilized spike | 75 |
| #70 | fossilized spine | 31 |
| #148 | fossilized torso | 44 |
| #113 | fossilized wing | 37 |
| #139 | fossilized wyrm skull | 6 |
| #2153 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #785 | ghost cucumber | 52 |
| #1852 | handful of confetti | 19 |
| #138 | intriguing puzzle box | 3 |
| #125 | obnoxious riddle | 3 |
| #6 | paperclip | 5,376 |
| #366 | quantum taco | 44 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #81 | sleeping stocking | 21 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #63 | unearthed potsherd | 63 |
| #659 | vinegar | 57 |