KHAAAAN

RankItemQuantity
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#1133Asleep in the Cemetery1
#910Crimbo Candy Cookbook4
#87Game Grid token100
#248Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance1
#968Imp Ale63
#934Jack-in-the-box3
#224Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery1
#319Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI1
#476Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket1
#684The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones1
#967The Joy of Wassailing1
#128Trivial Avocations Card: What?50
#127Trivial Avocations Card: When?50
#128Trivial Avocations Card: Where?50
#126Trivial Avocations Card: Who?50
#1151abominable snowcone3
#2450baconstone1
#352baconstone bracelet1
#185baconstone earring1
#407baconstone pendant1
#261baconstone ring1
#99beertini23
#424black-and-blue light100
#322bloody beer44
#621bloody mary1
#183borrowed time1
#228bottle of Domesticated Turkey8
🥈bottle of Jorge Sinsonte15,865
#378bottle of gin49
#776bottle of rum28
#226bottle of sake3
#6bottle of tequila59,563
#724bottle of vodka10
#209boxed champagne8
#156brigand brittle30
#155can of Binarrrca71
#414canopic jar7
#337chorizo brownies5
#255chorizo taco17
#1822corpse on the beach1
#272dense meat stack1,000
#70depantsing bomb100
#908designer handbag2
#160disintegrating sheet music40
#880fine wine1
#47flask of baconstone juice5
#10frat brats100
#458frozen feather13
#1174ghuol egg2
#879ghuol guolash2
#239giant moxie weed13
#31giant tube of black lipstick500
#161gilt perfume bottle1
#441grog2
#113handful of drink tickets3
#309hot wad9
#880hot wing15
#1602ice-cold Willer1
#43jug of baconstone juice5
#115liver popsicle1
#465martini3
#729mauve polka-dot oyster egg4
#378mushroom pizza1
#444papaya taco2
#191pear tart1
#200pirate cream pie1
#914plot hole17
#16rat appendix kabob145
#251ratini2
#515redrum1
#347rockin' wagon2
#55roll of drink tickets3
#386rum and cola4
#855salty dog1
#623salty slug1
#589screwdriver1
#449scrumptious reagent133
#198skelelton spine5
#326sleaze wad2
#83solid baconstone earring1
#79solid baconstone necklace1
#74spectral jelly1
#1415spooky mushroom3
#344spooky wad2
#291stench wad10
#193sugar sheet22
#58the finger1
#630whiskey sour1
#1408wind-up chattering teeth9

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