| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #507 | BGE shotglass | 17 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #917 | CRIMBCO mug | 10 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #696 | bananagate | 5 |
| #441 | bindlestocking | 5 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #553 | bottle of Blank-Out | 10 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #280 | festive sausage | 8 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #177 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #571 | green gummi ingot | 32 |
| #268 | holiday cheese log | 7 |
| #651 | kumquartz | 5 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #647 | pearidot | 5 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #759 | portable photocopier | 5 |
| #561 | red gummi ingot | 32 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #126 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #615 | sleeping stocking | 3 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #612 | sucker scaffold | 5 |
| #102 | sucker tachi | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #563 | tourmalime | 8 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #568 | yellow gummi ingot | 32 |