| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #507 | BGE shotglass | 17 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #917 | CRIMBCO mug | 10 |
| #2425 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #696 | bananagate | 5 |
| #441 | bindlestocking | 5 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #553 | bottle of Blank-Out | 10 |
| #485 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #278 | festive sausage | 8 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #179 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #574 | green gummi ingot | 32 |
| #268 | holiday cheese log | 7 |
| #651 | kumquartz | 5 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #647 | pearidot | 5 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #756 | portable photocopier | 5 |
| #563 | red gummi ingot | 32 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #125 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #615 | sleeping stocking | 3 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #617 | sucker scaffold | 5 |
| #102 | sucker tachi | 2 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #563 | tourmalime | 8 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #570 | yellow gummi ingot | 32 |