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| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Cool Brunch Pastaco | 11 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #44 | Green Manalishi | 100 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #359 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 11 |
| #179 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 17 |
| #1197 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #45 | ancient hot dog wrapper | 1 |
| #69 | anger blaster | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #49 | bag of unfinished business | 1 |
| #112 | beer goggles | 5 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #67 | boiling seal blood | 11 |
| #41 | bubble-wrap simulator | 38 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #707 | easter egg balloon | 35 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #51 | flickering pixel | 1 |
| #771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #703 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #1071 | handful of confetti | 38 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #115 | hot hi mein | 10 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #82 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 30 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #250 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #212 | spangly mariachi vest | 1 |
| #720 | spectral pickle | 10 |
| #333 | spooky pirate skeleton | 12 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #79 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 11 |
| #5 | traffic jam toast | 49 |
| #43 | transdermal smoke patch | 30 |
| #23 | transmission from planet Xi | 11 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #540 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| #170 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 39 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #437 | warbear battery | 2 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #118 | warbear feasting bread | 5 |
| #167 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #122 | warbear gyrocopter | 8 |
| #6 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #232 | warbear requisition box | 12 |
| #216 | warbear trouser fragment | 18 |
| #273 | warbear wardance potion | 1 |
| #650 | warbear whosit | 1 |