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| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #533 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Cool Brunch Pastaco | 11 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #44 | Green Manalishi | 100 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1195 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #766 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #716 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #361 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 11 |
| #180 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 17 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #731 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #45 | ancient hot dog wrapper | 1 |
| #71 | anger blaster | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #49 | bag of unfinished business | 1 |
| #112 | beer goggles | 5 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #67 | boiling seal blood | 11 |
| #42 | bubble-wrap simulator | 38 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #298 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #364 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #1152 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #707 | easter egg balloon | 35 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #51 | flickering pixel | 1 |
| #768 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #700 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #562 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #711 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #696 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #1032 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #610 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #792 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #1080 | handful of confetti | 38 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #115 | hot hi mein | 10 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #81 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 30 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #252 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #214 | spangly mariachi vest | 1 |
| #719 | spectral pickle | 10 |
| #333 | spooky pirate skeleton | 12 |
| #1332 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #3137 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3113 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2681 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3069 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3111 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3108 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2704 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #79 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 11 |
| #6 | traffic jam toast | 49 |
| #42 | transdermal smoke patch | 30 |
| #24 | transmission from planet Xi | 11 |
| #968 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #545 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| #169 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 39 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #435 | warbear battery | 2 |
| #435 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #306 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #119 | warbear feasting bread | 5 |
| #164 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #122 | warbear gyrocopter | 8 |
| #7 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #422 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #231 | warbear requisition box | 12 |
| #214 | warbear trouser fragment | 18 |
| #272 | warbear wardance potion | 1 |
| #649 | warbear whosit | 1 |