| #275 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| #503 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #614 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #293 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #444 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #145 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #275 | asbestos apron | 3 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #116 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #241 | bellhop bell | 1 |
| #394 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #75 | black BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #943 | bone chips | 1 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #968 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #2971 | candy cane | 5 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #711 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #739 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #530 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #144 | missing wine | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #124 | portable photocopier | 50 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
| #106 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #1670 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #121 | sugar chapeau | 1 |
| #100 | sugar shank | 1 |
| #339 | sugar sheet | 1 |
| #183 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #79 | sugar shillelagh | 1 |
| #146 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #104 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |