| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #848 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #42 | fake fake vomit | 587 |
| #41 | fake hand | 461 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #664 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #80 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #42 | yellow snowcone | 539 |
Wow, that's 1,609 items total!
what items are this player missing?