| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #163 | C.H.U.M. knife | 6 |
| #25 | Chester's bag of candy | 3 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #57 | Chester's moustache | 2 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #21 | Chester's sunglasses | 2 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #27 | Frosty's arm | 2 |
| #26 | Frosty's nailbat | 3 |
| #76 | Frosty's old silk hat | 2 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #48 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 2 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #22 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 3 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #130 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #11 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #392 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #40 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 2 |
| #23 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 3 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #54 | Oscus's pelt | 2 |
| #357 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #50 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 2 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #25 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 2 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #32 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 201 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #91 | brand new key | 1 |
| #200 | brown felt tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #47 | cold seal sweat | 33 |
| #146 | cold water bottle | 1 |
| #570 | commemorative war stein | 9 |
| #8 | corned-beef Reuben | 320 |
| #696 | corrupted data | 2 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #39 | decaying goldfish liver | 179 |
| #222 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 3 |
| #238 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 2 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #202 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 4 |
| #241 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 2 |
| #193 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 4 |
| #203 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 4 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #225 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 3 |
| #243 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 2 |
| #275 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #188 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 4 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #244 | dusty animal jawbone | 1 |
| #305 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #704 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 8 |
| #440 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 31 |
| #376 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 40 |
| #549 | dusty bottle of Port | 19 |
| #733 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 6 |
| #295 | dusty fifth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #300 | dusty fifth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #301 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #182 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 2 |
| #191 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #318 | dusty left clavicle | 1 |
| #282 | dusty left eighth rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty left eleventh rib | 1 |
| #285 | dusty left fibula | 1 |
| #304 | dusty left fifth rib | 1 |
| #200 | dusty left humerus | 2 |
| #188 | dusty left kneecap | 2 |
| #297 | dusty left radius | 1 |
| #301 | dusty left second front claw | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left second rear claw | 1 |
| #320 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #311 | dusty left tibia | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right eleventh rib | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right femur | 1 |
| #304 | dusty right fifth rib | 1 |
| #105 | dusty right first rear claw | 4 |
| #287 | dusty right first rib | 1 |
| #286 | dusty right radius | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right sixth rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right tenth rib | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right thumb | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #310 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 1 |
| #190 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 2 |
| #298 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #297 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #312 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty third caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #105 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 4 |
| #119 | foetid seal tear | 52 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #201 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #173 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 2 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #390 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #126 | handful of pine needles | 147 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #123 | nurse's hat | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #13 | sea cape | 1 |
| #11 | sea mantle | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #170 | sewer nuggets | 184 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #883 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 2 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 3 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1089 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #164 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #81 | warbear battery | 30 |
| #43 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 26 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |