| #242 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2127 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #2141 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #456 | Crimbo candied pecan | 24 |
| #350 | Crimbo fudge | 33 |
| #319 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 39 |
| #456 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #208 | Red Pill | 2 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #182 | alien drugs | 10 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #81 | alien protein powder | 2 |
| #149 | alien source code printout | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #302 | bacon bath ball | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #278 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 8 |
| #144 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #353 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #175 | government cheese | 14 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #54 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #513 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #250 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #109 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
| #1425 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #909 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #188 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #1884 | phish stick | 2 |
| #87 | raisin | 7 |
| #112 | rocket fuel | 2 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #34 | space bar | 1 |
| #21 | space beast fur | 30 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #23 | space invader | 2 |
| #190 | space jam | 2 |
| #232 | space junk | 1 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #51 | space port | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1868 | spectre scepter | 11 |
| #1336 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #787 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #191 | toe jam | 2 |
| #188 | traffic jam | 2 |