| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #451 | Crimbo candied pecan | 24 |
| #350 | Crimbo fudge | 33 |
| #318 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 39 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #209 | Red Pill | 2 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #181 | alien drugs | 10 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #81 | alien protein powder | 2 |
| #149 | alien source code printout | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #304 | bacon bath ball | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #279 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 8 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #355 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #177 | government cheese | 14 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #51 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #249 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #109 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #912 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #188 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #1883 | phish stick | 2 |
| #85 | raisin | 7 |
| #110 | rocket fuel | 2 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #33 | space bar | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur | 30 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #23 | space invader | 2 |
| #190 | space jam | 2 |
| #228 | space junk | 1 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #51 | space port | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1858 | spectre scepter | 11 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #192 | toe jam | 2 |
| #189 | traffic jam | 2 |