| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #245 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 9 |
| #369 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 2 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #582 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 2 |
| #291 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 5 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #706 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 2 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #555 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 3 |
| #574 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 3 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #546 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 3 |
| #19 | Spelunker of Fortune | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #589 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #6 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 30 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #260 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #145 | digital key lime | 3 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #130 | festive sausage | 20 |
| #601 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #147 | raffle prize box | 2 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #350 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #99 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #202 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #1387 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 13 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #2546 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2009 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 9 |
| #2003 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 9 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #231 | tiny plastic fax machine | 2 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2479 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #220 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 2 |
| #2518 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #2457 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #2228 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1823 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 10 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #2017 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #1651 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #449 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 10 |
| #202 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 6 |
| #25 | wasabi marble soda | 27 |
| 🥇 | wasabi-infused sake | 1,000 |
| #187 | willyweed | 1 |