| #295 | BRAINS shorts | 2 |
| #269 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 10 |
| #172 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 11 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| 🥉 | Ecto-Cooler | 1,011 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #324 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 2 |
| #5 | Meteoid ice beam | 1 |
| #188 | Silver Bullet beer | 13 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #10 | archaeologing shovel | 7 |
| #340 | baggie of powdered sugar | 61 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #54 | black candygram | 1 |
| #1131 | box of sunshine | 198 |
| #1523 | brick | 11 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #281 | cursed scrunchie | 2 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #365 | empty agua de vida bottle | 572 |
| #222 | extra-see-thru nightie | 2 |
| #274 | extremely skinny jeans | 2 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #120 | left half of a heart necklace | 4 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #25 | pressurized potion of pneumaticity | 3 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #405 | s'more | 4 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #800 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #437 | wad of cotton | 6 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |