| #448 | Cloaca grenade | 36 |
| #217 | Cloaca-Cola | 188 |
| #375 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 10 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #127 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 26 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #722 | Crimboween memo | 15 |
| #532 | Daffy Taffy | 56 |
| #343 | Dyspepsi grenade | 40 |
| #288 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 245 |
| #164 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 18 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #197 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 16 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #361 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 57 |
| #470 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 114 |
| #479 | Rock Pops | 112 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #239 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 20 |
| #550 | Yummy Tummy bean | 366 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2360 | candied yams | 2 |
| #770 | candy cane | 47 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #344 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 32 |
| #48 | delicious noodles | 111 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #305 | eggnog | 57 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #511 | fruitcake | 43 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #433 | gingerbread bugbear | 55 |
| #1069 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1292 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #319 | iron pasta spoon | 21 |
| #323 | kneecapping stick | 46 |
| #179 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #243 | mafia aria | 103 |
| #463 | penguin skin | 105 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #276 | portable corkscrew | 23 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2767 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #226 | scroll of pasta summoning | 69 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #47 | sleeping snowy owl | 122 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #5208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #5739 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #3996 | stuffed angry cow | 10 |
| #5813 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #4331 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4160 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #4308 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3804 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #4031 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #4963 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #4936 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3269 | stuffed snowy owl | 13 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5298 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5322 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #244 | support cummerbund | 32 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1101 | tofurkey gravy | 7 |
| #1102 | tofurkey leg | 7 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #518 | yeti fur | 197 |
| #1584 | yo | 3 |