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| #548 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 2 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
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| #601 | Knob mushroom | 4 |
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| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
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| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #422 | Trollhouse cookies | 81 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
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| #805 | abominable snowcone | 8 |
| #557 | anticheese | 6 |
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| #675 | barbed-wire fence | 4 |
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| #971 | batgut | 4 |
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| #112 | bloody mary | 23 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
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| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
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| #328 | carob chunk noodles | 5 |
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| #749 | coconut shell | 15 |
| #552 | cog | 35 |
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| #170 | dry martini | 3 |
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| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #2501 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #203 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 14 |
| #908 | eyepatch | 2 |
| #651 | filthy corduroys | 4 |
| #691 | filthy knitted dread sack | 3 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
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| #336 | ghuol egg quiche | 4 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #87 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 11 |
| #5341 | grue egg | 1 |
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| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #789 | hill of beans | 4 |
| #159 | hippy herbal tea | 8 |
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| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #456 | leaflet | 1 |
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| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
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| #168 | menudo | 1 |
| #602 | miner's pants | 2 |
| #312 | monkey wrench | 4 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #925 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #81 | one-winged stab bat | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #935 | pants of the Slug Lord | 3 |
| #283 | papaya taco | 5 |
| #423 | piece of wedding cake | 12 |
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| #450 | pr0n legs | 33 |
| #313 | rat appendix kabob | 3 |
| #508 | ratgut | 1 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #417 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
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| #50 | screwdriver | 106 |
| #125 | shot of orange schnapps | 51 |
| #387 | skewer | 16 |
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| #550 | stalk of asparagus | 7 |
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| #327 | strawberry wine | 3 |
| #3954 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #2368 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #1041 | support cummerbund | 3 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #373 | taco shell | 20 |
| #133 | tequila sunrise | 15 |
| #280 | tequila with training wheels | 2 |
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| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8255 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8130 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8178 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8153 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8062 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8130 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8071 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8202 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4347 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4483 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
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| #853 | tomato | 8 |
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| #479 | uncooked chorizo | 5 |
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