| #658 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #125 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 4 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #741 | Boss Bat bling | 4 |
| #1785 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| #1737 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #400 | Colander of Em-er'il | 6 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbo stocking | 2 |
| #944 | Crown of the Goblin King | 26 |
| #419 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 7 |
| #249 | Disco Banjo | 2 |
| #454 | Dolphin King's crown | 10 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #278 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 8 |
| #413 | Elder Turtle Shell | 6 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #87 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| 🥉 | Item #13 | 1 |
| #44 | Jekyllin hide belt | 1 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Baseball Cap | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Foil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Radio Free Pants | 1 |
| #63 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 19 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #212 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1,000 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #1170 | baconstone | 6 |
| #1848 | badass belt | 29 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #110 | bow | 4 |
| #3880 | box of sunshine | 15 |
| #162 | brine | 100 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #13 | calm attention-deficit demon | 1 |
| #373 | candy cane | 100 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #91 | demonskin trousers | 2 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #390 | dill | 100 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #403 | drywall axe | 33 |
| #1034 | easter egg balloon | 24 |
| #1692 | eggnog | 5 |
| #223 | fruitcake | 100 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #5 | gasmask | 2 |
| #275 | ghost cucumber | 150 |
| #1074 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #356 | giant discarded plastic fork | 28 |
| #1185 | giant pinky ring | 9 |
| #257 | gingerbread bugbear | 100 |
| #1139 | grue egg | 23 |
| #538 | hamethyst | 15 |
| #134 | hamethyst ring | 2 |
| #69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #65 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #88 | iron pasta spoon | 100 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #168 | kneecapping stick | 100 |
| #188 | little paper umbrella | 500 |
| #248 | mafia aria | 100 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #140 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 275 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #662 | porquoise | 11 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #778 | shiny ring | 31 |
| #13 | small Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #452 | spectral pickle | 25 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #7000 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #7761 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7869 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #6284 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #247 | ten-leaf clover | 100 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #23 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 1 |
| #1144 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #398 | vinegar | 100 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #240 | yeti fur | 1,000 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |