| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #1447 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #483 | CRIMBCO scrip | 500 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #517 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #1425 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #502 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #512 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #1339 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #98 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #90 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
| #269 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |