| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #42 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 2 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #32 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 5 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #16 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 4 |
| #32 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 4 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #43 | Frosty's frosty mug | 49 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #35 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 54 |
| #84 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #93 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 2 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #18 | brown pirate pants | 4 |
| #280 | cabooze | 1 |
| #297 | chocomotive | 1 |
| #143 | corned beet | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #116 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #298 | freightcake | 1 |
| #320 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
| #308 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
| #309 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
| #651 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #70 | packaged Roman Candelabra | 1 |
| #137 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #222 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
| #193 | ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #76 | potato alarm clock | 2 |
| #21 | punching mirror | 3 |
| #145 | salted mutton | 1 |
| 🥉 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #66 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 2 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |