| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #203 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 20 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #1028 | Time Juice | 6 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2631 | Yummy Tummy bean | 6 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #4410 | badass belt | 7 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #5525 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #737 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 9 |
| #46 | dead guy's watch | 324 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #617 | green beer | 19 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #177 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1,337 |
| #60 | lifeless meat doll | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1217 | string of blue beads | 9 |
| #1501 | string of green beads | 6 |
| #1585 | string of red beads | 5 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #80 | valuable trinket | 1,337 |