| #1741 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #203 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 20 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #1026 | Time Juice | 6 |
| #709 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2629 | Yummy Tummy bean | 6 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #4407 | badass belt | 7 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #5528 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #736 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 9 |
| #46 | dead guy's watch | 324 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #616 | green beer | 19 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #178 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1,337 |
| #60 | lifeless meat doll | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1216 | string of blue beads | 9 |
| #1501 | string of green beads | 6 |
| #1584 | string of red beads | 5 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #80 | valuable trinket | 1,337 |