| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #291 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 4 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #2141 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1353 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1172 | Crimbo fudge | 3 |
| #1261 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 2 |
| #65 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 6 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #22 | archaeologing shovel | 4 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #448 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #714 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #2032 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #5339 | grue egg | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #132 | mysterious present | 2 |
| #309 | perl necklace | 2 |
| #737 | personal massager | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #193 | powdered candy sushi set | 6 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #359 | ruby on canes | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #282 | sugar shard | 1 |
| #631 | sweet mochi ball | 7 |
| #134 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #896 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |