| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #293 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 4 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1171 | Crimbo fudge | 3 |
| #1258 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 2 |
| #65 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 6 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #22 | archaeologing shovel | 4 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #447 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #132 | mysterious present | 2 |
| #309 | perl necklace | 2 |
| #736 | personal massager | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #191 | powdered candy sushi set | 6 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #360 | ruby on canes | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #283 | sugar shard | 1 |
| #630 | sweet mochi ball | 7 |
| #134 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |