| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #239 | Eldritch snap | 1 |
| #302 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #314 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #305 | Inner Wisdom | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #180 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #205 | abominable blubber | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #131 | delicious swamp muck | 1 |
| #79 | dripping meat crossbow | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #99 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #93 | glob of cream cheese | 1 |
| #286 | glob of green slime | 1 |
| #158 | glob of spoiled mayo | 1 |
| #137 | gunky chicken | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #102 | high-pressure seltzer bottle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #372 | negative lump | 1 |
| #27 | pet bad vibe | 1 |
| #195 | pill cup | 1 |
| #109 | pink slime | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #220 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #160 | robot grease | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #82 | slimy chest | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #296 | spiritual candy cane | 1 |
| #311 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #189 | sturdy cane | 1 |
| #109 | succulent marrow | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #141 | synthetic marrow | 1 |
| #31 | tainted icing | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #643 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #937 | water pipe bomb | 1 |