| #110 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 7 |
| #100 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 8 |
| #189 | BGE pocket calendar | 4 |
| #111 | BGE shotglass | 42 |
| #184 | BGE temporary tattoo | 5 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1761 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #507 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #1206 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #193 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #169 | Ram's Face Lager | 304 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #104 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #106 | crazy little Turkish delight | 303 |
| #1335 | duct tape | 11 |
| #1527 | filthy lucre | 7 |
| #642 | hobo nickel | 260 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #201 | plot hole | 1,065 |
| #649 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #2560 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #2298 | stuffed Meat | 8 |
| #1319 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #2392 | stuffed key | 3 |
| #1462 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #2422 | stuffed mink | 6 |
| #2393 | stuffed monocle | 7 |
| #5346 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #2661 | stuffed teddy butler | 4 |
| #2388 | stuffed tin of caviar | 7 |
| #2706 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #407 | twinkly wad | 264 |
| #590 | wreath of laurels | 1 |