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RankItemQuantity
#909Bling of the New Wave1
#13Brimstone Beret2
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#2742Drowsy Sword1
🥇French slippers1
🥈LARP membership card1
#3897Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#7Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste1,360
#915Volartta's bellbottoms1
#7429badass belt1
#575blue class ring3
#1824duct tape4
#1302empty agua de vida bottle1
#2035filthy lucre1
#5202handful of confetti1
#1680heart of the volcano1
#1370lucky rabbit's foot3
#858ninja hot pants1
#3383obsidian dagger1
#414red class ring21
#1022rusty chain necklace1
#3789spectre scepter1
#152straw hat1
#8950stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#8925stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#150sugar shield2
#146sugar shorts1
#462white class ring13
#862worthless knick-knack2

Wow, that's 1,430 items total!

what items are this player missing?