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RankItemQuantity
#909Bling of the New Wave1
#13Brimstone Beret2
#2663Disco 'Fro Pick1
#2741Drowsy Sword1
🥇French slippers1
🥈LARP membership card1
#3901Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#7Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste1,360
#916Volartta's bellbottoms1
#7429badass belt1
#576blue class ring3
#1820duct tape4
#1306empty agua de vida bottle1
#2033filthy lucre1
#5197handful of confetti1
#1679heart of the volcano1
#1371lucky rabbit's foot3
#858ninja hot pants1
#3385obsidian dagger1
#415red class ring21
#1020rusty chain necklace1
#3794spectre scepter1
#153straw hat1
#8953stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#8927stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#150sugar shield2
#147sugar shorts1
#464white class ring13
#862worthless knick-knack2

Wow, that's 1,430 items total!

what items are this player missing?