Mrs

RankItemQuantity
#11491337 7r0uZ0RZ1
#101630669 scroll1
#122433398 scroll1
#934334 scroll1
#14744-ball1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#14867-ball1
#22458-ball1
#4019-ball2
#1964Angry Farmer candy2
#160Cinco Mayo Lager2
#366Diet Cloaca Cola2
#982Double Bacon Beelzeburger1
#1410Dyspepsi-Cola13
#441Gaia beads3
#284Game Grid ticket1
#209Inndya trading card1
#1200M-2421
#1758Mad Train wine1
#187Marquis de Poivre soda52
#591Monstar energy beverage1
#494PADL Phone4
#233Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#727Snow Queen Crown1
#217The Grand Poo-Bah trading card1
#208The Snake trading card1
#237WA1
#821adder bladder1
#643asshat1
#753bag of lard1
#305balloon helmet1
#1030balloon monkey1
#900baseball1
#615bat wing10
#267bean burrito1
#282beanbag chair1
#860beer bomb3
#673beer helmet1
#493bejeweled pledge pin5
#146big glob of skin1
#377bit-o-cactus7
#598blackberry6
#1035bloody beer1
#513bottle of cooking sherry1
#1329bottle of gin1
#663bottle of sewage schnapps1
#1367bottle of tequila1
#1260bottle of vodka1
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#381bottle opener belt buckle4
#1334boxed wine1
#592bullet-proof corduroys1
#415bunch of square grapes5
#317cactus fruit5
#351can of Ghuol-B-Gone™1
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#554can of Swiller1
#130can of depilatory cream1
#529carbonated soy milk1
#609cardboard ore1
#116chisel1
#798clown shoes1
#495cocktail napkin3
#1225cocoa egg1
#248cog and sprocket assembly1
#403collection of tiny spooky objects1
#883commemorative war stein1
#566communications windchimes2
#1214corpse on the beach3
#1811corpsetini1
#597didgeridooka1
#270double-barreled sling1
#1062dusty bottle of Merlot1
#865dusty bottle of Muscat3
#873dusty bottle of Pinot Noir3
#880dusty bottle of Port3
#840dusty bottle of Zinfandel3
#541energy drink IV1
#191evil teddy bear sewing kit1
#510extra-spicy bloody mary1
#532ferret bait4
#86filigreed hamethyst earring1
#496foam noodle1
#323frat brats1
#731frozen nunchaku1
#782funky dried mushroom1
#379furniture dolly3
#1194heavy D1
#360hippy protest button6
#577inflatable duck1
#506keg shield1
#326lion oil1
#1299mariachi pants1
#1293mauve paisley oyster egg2
#1614mauve striped oyster egg2
#1087meat vortex1
#671mesh cap1
#969metallic A5
#459mullet wig2
#3382obsidian dagger1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1206off-white polka-dot oyster egg2
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#1565pasta spoon1
#688pat-a-cake pendant1
#503perforated battle paddle2
#786pink clay bead6
#428plain pizza1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1389roasted marshmallow3
#513round purple sunglasses3
#855salty dog1
#336sangria1
#461screwdriver2
#233shot of blackberry schnapps1
#747shot of tomato schnapps1
#686six pack of Mountain Stream1
#1135sparkler1
#283spiced rum2
#697strawberry daiquiri1
#374strawberry wine2
#4505stuffed Cheshire bitten8
#4867stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech7
#6979stuffed angry cow3
#5352stuffed astral badger6
#4894stuffed baby gravy fairy7
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#4484stuffed cocoabo8
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#5315stuffed flaming gravy fairy6
#5337stuffed frozen gravy fairy6
#4310stuffed hand turkey9
#5304stuffed mind flayer6
#1714stuffed ninja snowman1
#4962stuffed scary death orb7
#6371stuffed sleazy gravy fairy4
#6908stuffed snowy owl3
#6996stuffed spooky gravy fairy3
#5298stuffed stinky gravy fairy6
#4296stuffed undead elbow macaroni9
#1224sunken chest1
#831taco shell1
#99tiny goth giant1
#3892tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#8212tiny plastic angry goat1
#3943tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#8175tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3955tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#8128tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#3851tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3862tiny plastic taco cat1
#3842tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#1051titanium assault umbrella1
#511war tongs1
#126wet stew1
#1328yellow plastic oyster egg4

Wow, that's 396 items total!

what items are this player missing?