| #1115 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #1046 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #1076 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #1110 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #1072 | 5-ball | 2 |
| #1068 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #1113 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #1972 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #397 | 9-ball | 2 |
| #35 | Aerheads | 1 |
| #135 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #239 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 12 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #40 | DNOTC Box | 6 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #10 | Fuzzy Tentacle | 16 |
| #89 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #48 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 5 |
| #487 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #7 | Mayonex | 37 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #70 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 2 |
| #213 | Nuclear Blastball | 2 |
| #13 | SMOOCH coffee cup | 1 |
| #24 | Single Alice's Army Foil | 1 |
| #38 | Skully's hot chocolate | 3 |
| #91 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #54 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 1 |
| #26 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 2 |
| #58 | VYKEA meatballs | 1 |
| #27 | Wrotz | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #53 | bag of random words | 9 |
| 🥈 | ball | 7,191 |
| #97 | ball-in-a-cup | 2 |
| #757 | baseball | 2 |
| #41 | basic meat fez | 4 |
| #18 | beach ball marble | 2 |
| #146 | beautiful rainbow | 2 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #46 | blank diary | 3 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #225 | blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #879 | blue plasma ball | 2 |
| #135 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #193 | bowling ball | 2 |
| #104 | box of sunshine | 4,093 |
| #21 | breakfast miracle | 18 |
| #1271 | buckyball | 2 |
| #69 | can of Impetuous Scofflaw | 1 |
| #211 | can of V-11 | 2 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #72 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #354 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 2 |
| #133 | choco-Crimbot | 11 |
| #201 | chocolate disco ball | 2 |
| #624 | colorful plastic ball | 2 |
| #55 | compounded experience | 7 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #124 | conjured ice cream | 1 |
| #174 | correction fluid | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #41 | cuppa Frost tea | 1 |
| #38 | cuppa Vitali tea | 1 |
| #322 | cursed cannonball | 2 |
| #267 | decent brain | 1 |
| #87 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #1644 | disco ball | 2 |
| #771 | draggin' ball hat | 2 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #25 | exclusive club | 2 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #125 | fireball | 2 |
| #53 | folder (sportsballs) | 1 |
| #104 | gazely stare | 1 |
| 🥇 | giant safety pin | 4,670 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #6 | googly-ball hat | 2 |
| #594 | green balloon | 2 |
| #622 | guy made of bee pollen | 3 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #65 | haunted paddle-ball | 2 |
| #269 | heart necklace | 22 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #39 | hermit factoid | 17 |
| #604 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #329 | hideous egg | 10 |
| 🥉 | hot ashes | 1,001 |
| #40 | hot date | 720 |
| #82 | ivory cue ball | 2 |
| #63 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 1 |
| #22 | juggling ball | 2 |
| #21 | kobold treasure hoard | 1 |
| #50 | labrador cookie | 2 |
| #60 | love | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #61 | lucky ball-and-chain | 2 |
| #117 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 29 |
| #322 | memory of a G | 1 |
| #18 | old ball and chain | 2 |
| #103 | old school Mafia knicke½æ | 1 |
| #80 | ph balancer | 1 |
| #7 | pixel star | 21 |
| #118 | plain bagel | 1 |
| #38 | plain brown wrapper | 58 |
| #130 | pocket ace | 1 |
| #42 | polo trophy | 1 |
| #161 | pretty flower | 2,155 |
| #124 | purple prose pen | 1 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #50 | raw potato | 5 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #11 | recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto | 133 |
| #160 | red balloon | 2 |
| #114 | red tulip | 1 |
| #10 | resolution: be luckier | 696 |
| #8 | resolution: be more adventurous | 585 |
| #4 | resolution: be sexier | 43,000 |
| #87 | right half of a heart necklace | 7 |
| #27 | root beer barrel | 1 |
| #92 | rose | 77 |
| #32 | sack lunch | 1,337 |
| #196 | snowball | 2 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #150 | solid gold jewel | 1 |
| #11 | solid linoleum box | 3 |
| #14 | sour ball and chain | 2 |
| #57 | spaghetti with ghost balls | 1 |
| #70 | spaghetti with rock-balls | 1 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #131 | stress ball | 2 |
| #53 | string of dingle balls | 1 |
| #28 | superduperball | 2 |
| #864 | sweet mochi ball | 2 |
| #54 | tennis ball | 2 |
| #87 | terrible poem | 18 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #4 | time's arrow | 500 |
| #6 | tin rations | 3 |
| #98 | tiny goth giant | 1 |
| #2978 | toast | 3 |
| #442 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #16 | velcro paddle ball | 2 |
| #98 | volleyball | 2 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #48 | white elephant gift | 1 |
| #123 | white tulip | 1 |
| #29 | your own black heart | 155 |