| #85 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 54 |
| #105 | Jack-in-the-box | 47 |
| #219 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 265 |
| #90 | Red Rover BB gun | 38 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #159 | bag of airline peanuts | 164 |
| #44 | bejeweled cufflinks | 73 |
| #69 | black candy heart | 202 |
| #231 | black-and-blue light | 263 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #244 | blue plasma ball | 248 |
| #432 | brick | 89 |
| #228 | cheap studded belt | 251 |
| #122 | clown hammer | 197 |
| #795 | club necklace | 9 |
| #77 | cymbal syrup | 189 |
| #114 | defective skull | 199 |
| #91 | designer handbag | 24 |
| #1000 | diamond necklace | 7 |
| #111 | encoder ring | 165 |
| #118 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 201 |
| #114 | fake fake vomit | 227 |
| #1311 | fake hand | 7 |
| #56 | fancy opera glasses | 63 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #174 | flavored foot massage oil | 317 |
| #202 | foam dart | 280 |
| #53 | garish pinky ring | 67 |
| #66 | giant designer sunglasses | 59 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #1408 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #324 | jazz soap | 92 |
| #129 | joybuzzer | 191 |
| #82 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 239 |
| #57 | mood ring | 225 |
| #120 | peanut brittle shield | 32 |
| #386 | personal massager | 42 |
| #249 | personalized coffee mug | 284 |
| #124 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 192 |
| #152 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 177 |
| #64 | red-and-green sweater | 43 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #244 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 24 |
| #226 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 25 |
| #185 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 28 |
| #273 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 21 |
| #108 | rubber emo roe | 229 |
| #784 | spade necklace | 9 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #227 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 238 |
| #1390 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 26 |
| #607 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 71 |
| #403 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 93 |
| #140 | stuffed Meat | 243 |
| #353 | stuffed angry cow | 106 |
| #240 | stuffed astral badger | 135 |
| #1693 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 31 |
| #481 | stuffed cocoabo | 84 |
| #76 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 107 |
| #1236 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 41 |
| #1774 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 29 |
| #277 | stuffed hand turkey | 122 |
| #463 | stuffed key | 125 |
| #79 | stuffed martini | 110 |
| #262 | stuffed mind flayer | 131 |
| #85 | stuffed mink | 311 |
| #94 | stuffed monocle | 284 |
| #274 | stuffed scary death orb | 123 |
| #1431 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 36 |
| #261 | stuffed snowy owl | 125 |
| #1336 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 39 |
| #1787 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 28 |
| #68 | stuffed teddy butler | 325 |
| #112 | stuffed tin of caviar | 262 |
| #199 | stuffed treasure chest | 237 |
| #238 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 136 |
| #315 | stuffed yo-yo | 2 |
| #581 | whoopie cushion | 53 |
| #139 | wind-up chattering teeth | 185 |
| #134 | x-ray specs | 165 |
| #155 | yellow snowcone | 182 |