| #5 | "DEBBIE" tattoo kit | 1 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #9 | Cold Fang | 1 |
| #1040 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #17 | DIY protonic accelerator kit | 1 |
| #13 | Dear Past Self Package | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #56 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 2 |
| #12 | Horsery contract | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #937 | Jack-in-the-box | 3 |
| #34 | January's Garbage Tote (unopened) | 1 |
| #107 | LCD game: Food Eater | 1 |
| #108 | LCD game: Garbage River | 1 |
| #15 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
| #11 | Lazybones™ recliner | 2 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #10 | Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance | 1 |
| #300 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 2 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #15 | Psycho From The Heat | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
| #12 | The Firegate Tapes | 1 |
| #28 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 2 |
| #50 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 2 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #57 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 2 |
| #10 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart tattoo kit | 1 |
| #217 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #80 | blue tulip | 4 |
| #52 | bonsai tree | 1 |
| #136 | borrowed time | 2 |
| #5242 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #256 | confusing LED clock | 1 |
| #13 | detective school application | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) | 1 |
| #50 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 1 |
| #44 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 1 |
| #43 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 1 |
| #31 | kitten burglar | 1 |
| #28 | locked mumming trunk | 1 |
| #67 | lucky cat statue | 1 |
| #18 | pantogram | 1 |
| #16 | plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #225 | rose | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2463 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #6285 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6263 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #2293 | stuffed Meat | 8 |
| #6969 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #6383 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #6360 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #1867 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #7015 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #1801 | stuffed key | 11 |
| #6284 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #2556 | stuffed monocle | 5 |
| #7018 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #7829 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2306 | stuffed teddy butler | 8 |
| #2466 | stuffed tin of caviar | 6 |
| #2043 | stuffed treasure chest | 7 |
| #7814 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #38 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 1 |
| #192 | viral DNA | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #101 | warbear induction oven | 2 |
| #356 | warbear metalworking primer | 2 |