| #6 | "DEBBIE" tattoo kit | 1 |
| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #787 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #9 | Cold Fang | 1 |
| #1042 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #16 | DIY protonic accelerator kit | 1 |
| #12 | Dear Past Self Package | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #58 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 2 |
| #11 | Horsery contract | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #934 | Jack-in-the-box | 3 |
| #34 | January's Garbage Tote (unopened) | 1 |
| #107 | LCD game: Food Eater | 1 |
| #108 | LCD game: Garbage River | 1 |
| #17 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
| #11 | Lazybonesâ„¢ recliner | 2 |
| #883 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #10 | Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance | 1 |
| #301 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 2 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #16 | Psycho From The Heat | 1 |
| #658 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #247 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
| #13 | The Firegate Tapes | 1 |
| #29 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 2 |
| #52 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 2 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #58 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 2 |
| #9 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
| #612 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart tattoo kit | 1 |
| #221 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #82 | blue tulip | 4 |
| #54 | bonsai tree | 1 |
| #139 | borrowed time | 2 |
| #5246 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #257 | confusing LED clock | 1 |
| #13 | detective school application | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #47 | jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) | 1 |
| #49 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 1 |
| #44 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 1 |
| #42 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 1 |
| #31 | kitten burglar | 1 |
| #28 | locked mumming trunk | 1 |
| #69 | lucky cat statue | 1 |
| #20 | pantogram | 1 |
| #14 | plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #230 | rose | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2473 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #6295 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6273 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #2298 | stuffed Meat | 8 |
| #6979 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #6394 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #6371 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5189 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #1876 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #7023 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7873 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #1806 | stuffed key | 11 |
| #6291 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #2568 | stuffed monocle | 5 |
| #7029 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8802 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5737 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2310 | stuffed teddy butler | 8 |
| #2475 | stuffed tin of caviar | 6 |
| #2048 | stuffed treasure chest | 7 |
| #7822 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #38 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 1 |
| #196 | viral DNA | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #101 | warbear induction oven | 2 |
| #355 | warbear metalworking primer | 2 |