| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #817 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 5 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #13 | Dungeon Fist gauntlet | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #43 | Hodgman's bow tie | 2 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #317 | blind-packed capsule toy | 12 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #186 | burst hellseal brain | 41 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2222 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 9 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #2220 | stuffed Meat | 9 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #5798 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #1424 | stuffed key | 23 |
| #1676 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #6283 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #1695 | stuffed mink | 18 |
| #2556 | stuffed monocle | 5 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2060 | stuffed teddy butler | 11 |
| #2232 | stuffed tin of caviar | 9 |
| #1767 | stuffed treasure chest | 12 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #940 | useless powder | 53 |