| #100 | 1-ball | 83 |
| #101 | 2-ball | 78 |
| #119 | 3-ball | 70 |
| #101 | 4-ball | 84 |
| #106 | 5-ball | 75 |
| #105 | 6-ball | 75 |
| #110 | 7-ball | 78 |
| #104 | 8-ball | 456 |
| #177 | 9-ball | 7 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #78 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 10 |
| #326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1264 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #483 | CRIMBCO scrip | 500 |
| #873 | CRIMBCO wine | 8 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #2141 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #76 | Cement Mixer | 1 |
| #1152 | Crimbo candied pecan | 3 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #3010 | Crimbuck | 3 |
| #1155 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #81 | Dump Truck | 1 |
| #71 | Earth, Wind and Firewater | 1 |
| #77 | Flaming Knob | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #100 | Goodfella contract | 555 |
| #51 | Green Muslin | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #61 | Jackhammer | 1 |
| #57 | Lollipop Drop | 1 |
| #724 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 9 |
| #46 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 11 |
| #982 | Schrödinger's thermos | 2 |
| #63 | Sizzling Sinner | 1 |
| #687 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 5 |
| #704 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 5 |
| #695 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 5 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #67 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 941 |
| #104 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #186 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #462 | baggie of powdered sugar | 36 |
| #1425 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #418 | beer lens | 4 |
| #721 | black-and-blue light | 11 |
| #391 | blind-packed capsule toy | 5 |
| #736 | blue plasma ball | 10 |
| #489 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 6 |
| #1053 | box | 1 |
| #5529 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #1177 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 7 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #818 | catgut | 1 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #311 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 5 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #125 | crystal skeleton vodka | 1 |
| #379 | decaying goldfish liver | 10 |
| #77 | flimsy clipboard | 60 |
| #450 | frigid fudgepuck | 5 |
| #57 | frozen Mob Penguin | 66 |
| #706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #175 | fudge lily | 38 |
| #420 | gator skin | 9 |
| #76 | giant penguin keychain | 16 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #53 | green balloon | 555 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #16 | handful of hand chalk | 8,775 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #235 | hill of beans | 110 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #279 | meat stack | 153 |
| #51 | midget clownfish | 1 |
| #1339 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| 🥉 | penguin paste | 69 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #817 | personalized coffee mug | 11 |
| #197 | poisonous caviar | 1 |
| #266 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #148 | purple corpsel | 2 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #295 | sewer nuggets | 61 |
| #8 | sewer wad | 583 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #182 | soul doorbell | 1 |
| #32 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| #26 | spooky wad | 595 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #35 | stench wad | 649 |
| #281 | stolen office supplies | 7 |
| #8972 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8947 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8922 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8976 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #244 | sweet mochi ball | 10 |
| #759 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 5 |
| #741 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 3 |
| #472 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 5 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #656 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 6 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #882 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #259 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 35 |
| #304 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 30 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #722 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 5 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #760 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 5 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #845 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 4 |
| #689 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 3 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 5 |
| #482 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 5 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #761 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 5 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #750 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 5 |
| #742 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 5 |
| #962 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 3 |
| #974 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 3 |
| #847 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 4 |
| #745 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 5 |
| #164 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 26 |
| #963 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 3 |
| #748 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 5 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #868 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #751 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 5 |
| #741 | tiny plastic moneybee | 5 |
| #761 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 5 |
| #883 | tiny plastic peacannon | 2 |
| #482 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 5 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #864 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 2 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #135 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #97 | white balloon | 555 |