ARteMIs FowL

RankItemQuantity
#1001-ball83
#1012-ball78
#1193-ball70
#1014-ball84
#1065-ball75
#1056-ball75
#1107-ball78
#1048-ball456
#1779-ball7
#1133Asleep in the Cemetery1
#441BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt2
#78BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt10
#326Blizzards I Have Died In3
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#1264CRIMBCO mug5
#483CRIMBCO scrip500
#873CRIMBCO wine8
#792CRIMBCOIDS mints5
#2141CRIMBCOLOAF2
#76Cement Mixer1
#1152Crimbo candied pecan3
#1366Crimbo peppermint bark1
#3010Crimbuck3
#1155Dickory Farms Gift Basket3
#313Divine1
#81Dump Truck1
#71Earth, Wind and Firewater1
#77Flaming Knob1
🥈Fuzzby1
#100Goodfella contract555
#51Green Muslin1
#129Hodgman's lobsterskin pants1
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#61Jackhammer1
#57Lollipop Drop1
#724Loudmouth Larry Lamprey9
#46Mark V Steam-Hat11
#982Schrödinger's thermos2
#63Sizzling Sinner1
#687Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro5
#704Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita5
#695Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco5
#592Tales from the Fireside2
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#203Wand of Oscus1
#67Wint-O-Fresh mint941
#104Zombo's shoulder blade1
#851anniversary gift box5
#186baby cuddlefish1
#462baggie of powdered sugar36
#1425bath ball gift set1
#643bed of coals1
#418beer lens4
#721black-and-blue light11
#391blind-packed capsule toy5
#736blue plasma ball10
#489bottle of sewage schnapps6
#1053box1
#5529box of sunshine5
#501breaded beer1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#736can of CRIMBCOLA5
#1177can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce7
#687cat appendix1
#818catgut1
#122chaos popcorn1
#311chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses5
#1147circular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#125crystal skeleton vodka1
#379decaying goldfish liver10
#77flimsy clipboard60
#450frigid fudgepuck5
#57frozen Mob Penguin66
#706frozen banquet1
#175fudge lily38
#420gator skin9
#76giant penguin keychain16
#21glob of Blank-Out1
#53green balloon555
#5199handful of confetti1
#16handful of hand chalk8,775
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#235hill of beans110
#160holiday log1
#279meat stack153
#51midget clownfish1
#1339motivational poster1
#1811penguin focaccia bread1
🥉penguin paste69
#150penguin shorts1
#1276penguin skin1
#147penguin skin buckler1
#1465penguin thesaurus1
#192penguin whip1
#90penguinskin mini-kilt1
#817personalized coffee mug11
#197poisonous caviar1
#266pumpkin beer1
#148purple corpsel2
🥈record of tranquil silence (used)1
#1959rubber emo roe1
#295sewer nuggets61
#8sewer wad583
#1272slow jam collection1
#182soul doorbell1
#32soul knife1
#35soul mask1
#26spooky wad595
#1729square CRIMBCOOKIE1
#35stench wad649
#281stolen office supplies7
#8972stuffed astral badger1
#8947stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#8922stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#8969stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#8976stuffed hand turkey1
#8939stuffed scary death orb1
#8960stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#787superheated fudge1
#244sweet mochi ball10
#759tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear5
#741tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type3
#472tiny plastic Beebee King5
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#796tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#656tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter6
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#882tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel2
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#259tiny plastic Crimbo elf35
#304tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer30
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#722tiny plastic Father McGruber5
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#760tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist5
#778tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#845tiny plastic Norville Rogers4
#689tiny plastic Queen Bee3
#772tiny plastic Rene C. Corman1
#764tiny plastic Scott the Miner5
#482tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer5
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#761tiny plastic angry space marine5
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#750tiny plastic batbugbear5
#742tiny plastic bee swarm5
#962tiny plastic beebee gunners3
#974tiny plastic beebee queue3
#847tiny plastic black ops bugbear4
#745tiny plastic blazing bat5
#164tiny plastic bugaboo26
#963tiny plastic buzzerker3
#748tiny plastic cavebugbear5
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#868tiny plastic fire servant2
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#751tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear5
#741tiny plastic moneybee5
#761tiny plastic mumblebee5
#883tiny plastic peacannon2
#482tiny plastic spiderbugbear5
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#864tiny plastic the Free Man2
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#1157triangular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#135unwound clockwork grapefruit1
#97white balloon555

Wow, that's 15,809 items total!

what items are this player missing?